Sunday Family Humour 11th April Page 4
ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH ON FRIDAY
AND THEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE . . . . .
YOU WILL BE SAFE.
I'M JUST SAYING GOODBYE.
The Magic of the Orient
Thanks to Tony
WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE
Thanks to David H
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions
to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Cowboy Up!
Thanks to Mark, Laos
Failed Artist
Thanks to Lee
Alaska Bush Pilots short take-off and landing Competition
Thanks to Blain
Sick Leave
Thanks to Larry
I urgently needed a few days off work,
But I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that
Maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are
You doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
The Boss asked her..And where do you think you're going?'
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said,
'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!'