I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.

Now, I don't know what to feed it.

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I had amnesia once --

or twice.

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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.

Now what?

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Protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses 'side-saddle'.

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What is a "free" gift?

Aren't all 'gifts' free?

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They told me I was gullible

and I believed them.

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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies

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I used to be indecisive.

Now, I'm not so sure.

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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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How can there be self-help "groups"?

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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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New Technology

Thanks to Ray M.

Can someone tell me how he does this

Chinese Magician

Thanks to Tony

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Look what is found at home

of raided Columbian Drug Lord!

Thanks to Tony

Lunchtime at the Ford Factory

Thanks to Ray M.

Kseniya Simonova' Sand Art

Thanks to Bill S.

This video shows the winner of "Ukraine's Got Talent", Kseniya

Simonova, 24, drawing a series of pictures on an illuminated sand table,

showing how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion during

World War II. Her talent, which admittedly is a strange one, is

mesmeric to watch.

The images, projected onto a large screen, moved many in the audience to

tears and she won the top prize of about $130,000.00

She begins by creating a scene showing a couple sitting holding hands on

a bench under a starry sky, but then warplanes appear and the happy

scene is obliterated.

It is replaced by a woman's face crying, but then a baby arrives and the

woman smiles again. Once again war returns and Miss Simonova throws the

sand into chaos from which a young woman's face appears.

She quickly becomes an old widow, her face wrinkled and sad, before the

image turns into a monument to an Unknown Soldier.

This outdoor scene becomes framed by a window as if the viewer is

looking out on the monument from within a house.

In the final scene, a mother and child appear inside and a man standing

outside, with his hands pressed against the glass, saying goodbye.

The Great Patriotic War, as it is called in Ukraine, resulted in one in

four of the population being killed with eight to 11 million deaths out

of a population of 42 million.

The Bull Wins

Thanks to Ray M.

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