Sunday Family Humour 28th February 2010 Page 3
Sunday Family Humour 28th February 2010 Page 3
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
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God and the Biker
Thanks to Tony H.
A man was riding his Harley along a California highway when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways,
I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said,
'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want.
The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand
our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking
when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she
means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a
woman truly happy.'
And the Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'
Female football fans from around the world
Thanks to Ray O'
Italy :
Germany :
The USA :
France
Korea :
Portugal :
Brazil !!!!
and finally...
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Liverpool !
Great Sculptures
Thanks to Jane MacR.
Phones are dangerous!
Thanks to Mark G.
Men's Restroom Mural
Thanks to Ray O'
Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office space.
They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC.
The client allowed the women of this company a free hand in all design aspects.
The client was a company that was also run by all women execs.............
The result..........well.....we all know that men never talk, never look at each other
....and never laugh much in the restroom....
The men's room is a serious and quiet place...but now
...with the addition of one mural on the wall
........let’s just say the men's restroom is a place of laughter and smiles.
And they say women don't have a sense of humor.
Darwin Awards Rejects
Thanks to Ray M.
Healthy Exercise
Thanks to Tony H.
I think might really consider joining me.
I know I might have to twist your arms slightly, but I really think this is something you should consider.
Don't you think it's time we all became more physically active?
Beginning March 2010, myself and a few friends will be riding 5 Km every day.
If any of you would like to join our Bike Club, please let me know and we can make arrangements.
I think it would be appropriate to ride somewhere between 4:00 and 7:00 pm.
We can call it happy hour, if it will make you say yes.
I have enclosed a photo of my bike.
