Sunday Family Humour 12th September

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

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Getting a hairdryer through customs

Thanks to Larry

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her,

'Father, may I ask a favour?'

'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer

for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the

Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.

Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?

Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will

not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of

her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a

woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.

Next!'

Eye Candy For Old Guys

Thanks to Ray O'

Google Presentation

Mrs. Hughes

Thanks to Paul S.

Employee of the month

Thanks to Paul S.

Are you this dedicated?

Toyota New Zealand advert

Thanks to Peter D.

Road Signs

Thanks to Ray M.

Whoever came up with this storyline is a genius!

What must this guy have scored in his driving test!

The Advert that upset Coke

Thanks to Tony