Sunday Family Humour April 25th

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

A very special thank you to all contributors.

Proverbs

Thanks to Ray O'

A teacher presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses... until they stop running.

2. Strike while the... bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before... Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of... termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but... how?

6. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.

7. No news is... impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a... Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust... me.

12. The pen is mightier than the... pigs.

13. An idle mind is... the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's... pollution.

15. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is... not much.

17. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as... Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you... see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand is... going to poop on you.

26.. Better late than... pregnant.

Robert Duncan's Paintings

Thanks to Ray M.

I'm no artist, but to me these paintings are extraordinarily special

Google Presentation

The Chinese Chair

Thanks to Ray O'

KLM Advertising that puzzled

Everybody at the Manchester Airport !

Thanks to Tony

Can you figure out How this Man is Sitting?

Sex in the Shower

Thanks to Blain

In a recent survey requested by president-elect Obama, African

Americans have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in

the shower!

In the survey, carried out for him, by a leading toiletries

firm, a huge majority, 86% of African Americans, said that they

have enjoyed sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet..

New police car

Thanks to Tony

Unveiled 11th March 2010

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The Immigration Song

Thanks to Ray M.