Sunday Family Humour 20th June Page 2

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And you broke your collarbone how?

Thanks to Tony

Impossible Mission

Thanks to Paul S.

Out of this world

Thanks to Ray O'

Google Presentation

Engrish

Thanks to Ray O'.

Optician's advert

Thanks to Tony

Majestic Mountains

Thanks to Ray O'

Google Presentation

Golf and What it Means

Thanks to Paul B.

GOLF AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing

left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins.

And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain,

the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable

Tip: your life is in trouble.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before

taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the

phrase 'maul it again.'

A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement

between two golfers ...neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how

badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out

and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss

every green. The next day you go out and for no

reason at all you really stink.

If your best shots are the practice swing and the

'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.

Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously

it won't work, and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

SENIOR'S DAY AT THE COURSE

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged..

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3... If you live in California, you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!