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AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ha...ha...
Have you...have you ever played a game...that was...
You know...I was going to go ahead and write up...about another elder dragon...but then something invaded and terrified the hell outta me.
What is it?
THIS FUGGIN THING!!
The Deviljho is a hell of a monster to fight in Monster Hunter. He’s large enough to take up a good portion of the area when you see him, he hits like a truck, and he can hit you with a breath attack that makes you weaker to his attacks. He also has a massive appetite; he will eat anything, raw meat, poisoned meat, chilled meat, his own fucking tail! He is the quintessential definition of hangry: hungry and angry!
So he sounds like a piece of work, but what makes him scary?! He’s large, his music is terrifying, and HE CAN INVADE!!!! You are hunting a monster on another quest, and he can come OUTTA FUGGIN NOWHERE to ruin your day!
Well...at least he only shows up in High Rank...and at least there’s only one—
Are those...what are those scales?
Why are they glowing...and smoking?
What is that shadow—-
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING??!(!!
Bazelgeuse...yeah, this thing is essentially called the B-52 of the Monster Hunter. It is MASSIVE; larger than Rathalos, it’s the largest Flying Wyvern. If you don’t hear the beats of his wings, you will *hear* his roar. If you see his scales drop, be prepared to run, for they will explode.
And if he’s not announcing himself via roaring or bombing, he will straight up *DIVEBOMB* your ass. And like Deviljho, he can and *will* invade you at high rank.
If you couldn’t guess, invading monsters put me on fuggin edge
Ah...well...at least they don’t meet-
...
Yeah, ya know what, imma jus lettem fight.
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