Because if Dio can do it, then I can't see why I can't do it either. 8D That and due to a botched sleeping clock and insomnia I couldn't do the article I wanna do. Shaddap.
Slugs and Other Mollusks: Disgusting, slimy, filthy little fucks that ruin your crops and slither menacingly towards you and OH GOD I HATE THESE ASSHOLES.
Walking down Alleyways regardless of the time of day: Because lets face it, you don't know what kind of asshole could waiting down there no matter whether it's day or night.The concept of Videogame Creepypasta: Think about it for a second; even though it's clearly faked and it is INTENDED to invoke this response, imagine how horrifying it'd be if you were playing a game that was always a childhood favourite, and then suddenly it goes completely insane and starts doing things it shouldn't, possibly even speaking to you directly whilst doing so? That's some scary shit, man.Anyone or Anything grabbing any part of my body below the waistline: This is why I would be boned if I was walking through a graveyard and a zombie decided to pop through the ground and grab my ankle.Comedy and Tragedy Drama Masks: I'm usually OK with masks, as I know some people find ANY mask, and even the concept of masks creepy, but there's something about this type of mask. The plain white colour, the overdramatic expressions of Joy and Sorrow, THE EMPTY EYES AND MOUTHS, even that fucking diamond shape of the 'face' itself. These things actually used to scare me to tears when I was a child.These masks are also the main reason that TOO THIS DAY I will not watch Snow White. Seriously FUCK YOU MAGIC MIRROR YOU ASSHOLE YOU SCARRED MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD.Reversed Voices, Screams, Laughs etc: Reversed music I'm OK with, as it either sounds hilarious or just plain bizarre, to me. But reversing vocal patterns is unbelievably creepy. Yet, at the same time, I have a kind of bile fascination with them as well.Random Animal Noises in the dead of night: Come on, you can't tell me a sudden animalistic shriek or howl when you're relaxing/trying to sleep/whatever isn't anything but disturbing as all hell.
Drowning: There are probably worse ways to die, but I can't help but find the thought of dying via liquid filling up your lungs... Extremely disturbing.Creatures that Swarm: Come on, being surrounded by dozens, hundreds, nay, THOUSANDS of the same creature, all ready to kill your ass for some reason? eep.The very concept of Death: Do I even need to explain this one? The thought of simply not living anymore is too terrifying for me to think about.Disembodied Hands: I think anyone would be a bit freaked if they saw a hand crawling towards them. Dragging torn tendons behind it would be just a bonus.Abandoned and Derelict Buildings: I might not be a believer in ghosts and whatnot, but I'm not going to lie and say that abandoned Elizabethan houses don't at least LOOK creepy as all hell.~DeconImage Credits: Alley image taken from pexels--photographer kaique rocha; storybook image taken from the Isle of Dreams Blog; Drowning image pexels--photographer life of pix; image of the disused main hall of the Napsbury Hospital taken from Geograph (the photo was taken by Nigel Cox);