Things I Learned from Dead Space

• Don’t mind the monster shambling towards you.• Worry about the one behind you.

• CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS!

• Darkness is oh-so-not your friend.

• Echo-y U-hallways are the devil.

• Cults are crazy business.

• Space is silent…no really, it is.

• Religious artifacts make you crazy.

• You. Will. Die. Horribly.

• MY LEG!

• Never look into large, gaping holes.

• And no, that’s not supposed to sound sexual, I don’t care if tentacles come out of them.• Make us whole again…

• ^ That will be the creepiest phase you can hear in this series.

• The entire incident will make you question your sanity.

• And then that it happens again.

• Asylums suck.

• Unitology, the religion that was founded upon in this game, sucks; and that’s an understatement.

• Even the lack of children is creepy.

• Specially when you find out what happened to them.• Death.

• You’ll hallucinate; a lot.

• Sometimes the hallucinations will try and kill you.

• Trust is in short supply.

• You will revisit old haunts…that you REALLY don’t want to revisit.

• MY EYES!

• WE’RE GOING TO SPACE!

• Man, it’s hella dead.

• Seriously, ya’ll, haven’t you guys watched movies and played games? You KNOW how unearthing dangerous shit can kill you?

• You WILL fight giant monsters worthy of Monster Hunter.

• That’s no moon…