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Idea- Student claims she is too gucci to write her paper

Students were assigned to write a paper about their spring break vacation the first monday back. One student seemed to have changed over the break reports her classmates. 

"She seems to have a change of vocabulary" says a fellow classmate.

The student's teacher claims that her student refuses to write her paper because she is too gucci. 

"I'm just too gucci." says the student. 

Students were assigned to write a paper about their spring break vacation the first Monday back. One student seemed to have changed over the break reports her classmates. Anything she was asked, she would always respond with “I’m just too Gucci” especially when her teacher asked her to start writing her paper. Even with her friends she would respond: “I’m Gucci”,“Stay Gucci” or “I got that gucc”,  It got so bad, her best friend started saying it too. They were known as “The Gucci Girls”. It started to interfere with students learning in the classroom. Teachers became fed up with the distraction as it grew worse and worse. They eventually lost hope. We will be following up on this story shortly.

Aidan Beach and Leslie Antillon, leek news, reporting from New Vista High School.

(Maybe work with Leslie on this)

Idea- Kirk changes school schedules with out telling anyone to mess with students

With in the last week or so, students seem to be running the halls confused about their classes. Why is this? We suspect that Kirk changed the school schedules without telling anyone to mess with students. It wasn't until Marco noticed all of his students in world religions were un-familiar faces that we knew something was fishy. We will be following up the story shortly.

Idea- Don't shake an intern

It is normal to get frustrated sometimes when you feel you can't do anything right. Shaking-interern syndrome can cause blindness, brain damage and even DEATH. It is ok to walk away, it is ok to put them down. If you feel like you might cross the line, call for help but never shake an intern. 

For more information call 800-512-4900. 

Idea- Seniors still don't understand the schedule 

This is the first year in New Vista history that seniors just can't seem to understand the schedule. After being here for 4 years they are still confused. 

"How has this affected your day to day school life?" - Reporter

"Uhmmm it hasn't really.. I just go with the flow" - #1 Student

"How come you still don't know the schedule?" - Reporter 

"I didn't know there was one..." -  #2 Student 

Teacher's have never been so frustrated with the constant questions of what class is next. 

"They have been here the longest. There is no explanation for their cluelessness" - Teacher 

Idea- a guy recycles literally everything. Thinks he's better than everyone else. 

Last week we found a man that not only helps the planet, but thinks he's the best at it. 

"Just within this week I recycled my tv, my printer and my desk. I guess I just really care about the planet. I don't think I have ever met anyone who has cared to recycle that much." - Guy 

"Is recycling items the only thing you do for the planet"

"is there anything else to do?" 

Idea- Starbucks issuing late passes 

On another topic, Starbucks has started issuing late passes to bring to class. Statistics show that 70% of late students every morning come in with a Starbucks in their hand. Starbucks felt that best way to solve the late epidemic with out loosing business was to start giving out late passes.

"At first I was a little confused but it is a pass so I except it" - Teacher

"It's perfect because this way I can have my caffeine high and sleep in late." - student 

"So many students are going to be late because of our drinks anyways so why get them in trouble?" - Starbucks barista 

We are still waiting to hear from Kirk about his opinion on these so call "passes". This may become a problem because coffee shops are getting the same idea. But does everyone just drink Starbucks? More on this story coming soon. 

Idea- Teacher ditch day 

A student reports that only 3 teachers decided to come to school today. Why you ask? it is all dew to the new so called "Teacher ditch day". It is the first time in history at New Vista that teachers are wanting to take after the famous "senior ditch day". 

"There's nothing more disapointing than coming into class with out a teacher and still being expected to stay" reports one student.