Inappropriate Flash Flood Puns: In the midst of a very large scale flash flood, a news reporter makes a number of inappropriate puns: "Good evening America, I'm Tuck Turner (working name), and you're watching the leak news. As you may know, a large flash flood has hit the mid-west, devastating thousands of people. Some have lost their homes, others have lost their lives. I will now hand the story over to Diana, who's coming to us live from the flood itself..." We cut to another reporter out on the field. Tuck Turner starts speaking once more: "Hello Diana, WATER you up to right now?" He tries to hold in a chuckle. Diana hesitates for a moment before speaking: "Um, Im just out here on the field Tuck where we can get a good look at the water dama... Did you just make a pun?" Tuck Turner replies: "I MOIST certainly did not". He laughs under his breath. Diana, now clearly angry, replies: "Tuck, thats highly inappropriate and I think we would all appreciate it if you would stay professional , you are on live T.V." "Well Sorry to RAIN ON YOU'RE PARADE." "People have died!" "H2-Oh no." "Folks we of the leek broadcast would like to formally apologize for-" Diana's interrupted by a sudden loud yawn. "Im sorry Im just tired, this conversation's just so POURING" "TUCK!" "I'm sorry. Did I say conversation, because I meant CONDENSATION".
Old Lady-Wheel of Fortune: An old lady's only goal in life was to star in an episode of her favorite show: "Wheel of Fortune". When she finally gets on the show, she thinks things couldn't possibly get better. Until she ends the show without winning any money. In a maddened rage, she steals the Wheel of Fortune itself and runs off into the night.
Idea: Fire Rescue: A new fire rescue has opened that rescues the actual fires from the buildings they're burning instead of people.
Idea: Murderous Seeing Eye Dog: Recent reports have told of a serial killer seeing eye dog who's on the loose. The dog claims its victims by acting as a service dog for the blind, and then leading them into certain death.
Gap Year: Harper: "I took a gap year after graduating from New Vista to settle down in my new home, and prepare for whats next in my college career. And I have to say, it really sucks working here at The Gap. All I do is fold clothes, all day, just folding clothes. This isn't what I wanted out of my year away from school. I'm not expanding my interpersonal skills to prepare for the next stage in life... i'm just... folding". The camera stays on Harper after hes done speaking for 30 extra seconds making for a very awkward and uncomfortable silence.