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UFO

Breaking news, New Vista's ultimate frisbee team claims to have seen a different type of saucer, not the kind you throw but the kind that fly's by its self. While hesitant to throw around the abbreviation UFO, the members of our ultimate team swear that while tossing around the disc they saw something... unusual. If any one has any information please report it to our leek staff members, and the frisbee fielders will be on the look out with their eyes on the skys

Ukraine Willfully Gives Up Crimea

In international news, Ukraine has decided that it no longer needs Crimea and is prepared to give up half the country to Russia. 

Clones? 

There has long been a dispute about the reason for the similarity's of the science teachers, a dispute the Leek will now put to bed. A recent study into the lives of those who teach in the science wing has reviled that there is much more going on at New Vista than we could ever dare to believe. While doing further research on the P90X class Leek news reporter Alison Wray stumbled upon something that will change the way we, as a school, view our science teachers forever. 

"it is here that I found it. I wasn't sure what it was at first but once I got a closer look I knew that someone was stashing their cloning machine in our boys' locker room"

"A lengthy investigation involving lots of interrogation and the eating of junk food in Andy's room brought the answers I was looking for to the surface."

"My dear listeners and watchers, the science department has been cloning itself in an effort to save money on wadges and to duplicate the expert teaching style used on all of us at one point or another by one of our various bearded clones. The ere resemblances are not just kowencidence as we now know. The extreme enthusiasm surrounding heath, exercise, science, learning and beards are passions of one person in four bodies." 

 We still do not know exaduced ctly which is the original, though there may not even be an original, they may all be 100% synthetic human. There is some evidence supporting this theory, and it is Mike Coedry whom we believe is another one of the 'clones' due to his shared similarities with the science teachers of New Vista. He may be the mistake as he is drawn more toward world afars than to the biological coding of a chimpanzee, perhaps he was the first of these manufactured humans, the first one that they didn't get quite right, didn't add enough passion for science burning through the veins and arteries like a crazed forest fire."

Clones take 2

        We all noticed the similarities of those in the science department when they climbed the stage on the first day of school to be introduced to the new student body. This aroused suspicion and before too long someone stumbled upon something disturbing and called into the Leek leaving us an anonymous tip. Through much investigating and the eating of junk food in Andy's class, we uncovered the truth about whats really hidden in Kate's back room.  

        Yes, that's right, that room where Kate keeps all of her "dangerous chemicals" actually houses a cloning machine. As it turns out our science teachers being just so darn similar is no mistake at all. Like a warped version of spford wives Kate has been surrounding herself with athletic bearded science men