Sinkhole Swallows Sinkhole
On a hot day in Florida, a sinkhole swallows a car and half a street. Not long afterward, a sinkhole swallows the sinkhole that swallowed the car, which causes it to spit up the car. A nearby witness exclaims "Sinkhole after sinkhole after sinkhole. I'm moving!" as he says this, a sinkhole swallows him up. Less than two miles up the road, another sinkhole event terrorizes. A sinkhole swallows a lake, which swallows a house, which a witness said 'swallowed a family'. The family was rescued and the husband/father was questioned. "We was just swallerin' our fewd in peace whin that there lake swallered us up!"