Sunday Family Humour 9th November
Sunday Family Humour 9th November
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
Polish Sausage
Thanks to Murray S.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
Beautiful Unusual Photos
Thanks to Paula M.
Wild December
This clip offers exceedingly beautiful footage of wildlife from the far Northern
Latitudes, some of which is filmed at frame rates that I suspect to be of at
least 1,000 frames per second (fps).
This gives these images the appearance of being magnificent still portraits of wild
animals, which are also alive and breathing, as their every micro-movements are
captured in High Definition video with excellent depth-of-field, moving ever so
slightly.
It's an eerie yet eye-catching effect, offering us a glimpse of wild animals going about
their business, as if through a time portal, which we'd never get to see, without this
Phantom (or similar) HD technology.
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David M's Gallery
Thanks to David M.
Unbelievable anagrams
Thanks to Lee
Wait till you see the last one!
It's going to be hard to top because
It fits to a "T"
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
AND FINALLY….
FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
*PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
When you rearrange the letters:
"An Arab Backed Imposter”
Highlights from the Budapest Airshow 2014
Thanks to Lee
Love the Canadian Humour
Thanks to Ray O'P.
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