Sunday Family Humour 9th November

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Polish Sausage

Thanks to Murray S.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

Beautiful Unusual Photos

Thanks to Paula M.

Beautiful and unusual Photos



Wild December

Thanks to FKTV
This clip offers exceedingly beautiful footage of wildlife from the far Northern
Latitudes, some of which is filmed at frame rates that I suspect to be of at
least 1,000 frames per second (fps).

This gives these images the appearance of being magnificent still portraits of wild
animals, which are also alive and breathing, as their every micro-movements are
captured in High Definition video with excellent depth-of-field, moving ever so
slightly.

It's an eerie yet eye-catching effect, offering us a glimpse of wild animals going about
their business, as if through a time portal, which we'd never get to see, without this
Phantom (or similar) HD technology.

Wild December



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Unbelievable anagrams

Thanks to Lee




 Wait till you see the last one!
 
It's going to be  hard to top because
It fits to a "T"  

PRESBYTERIAN
:
When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER
 


ASTRONOMER
:
When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER
 


DESPERATION
:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES
: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters: 
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE
:
When you rearrange the letters: 
HERE COME DOTS
 

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM
 
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters: 
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY
:
When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS
:
When you rearrange the letters:
 
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
 

 
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
 
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:

I'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES
:
When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO
:
When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

 
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
 
WOMAN HITLER
 
 
AND FINALLY….
 
FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
 
 
*PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
 
When you rearrange the letters:
 
"An Arab Backed Imposter”
 
 



Highlights from the Budapest Airshow 2014

Thanks to Lee

Budapest airshow 2014



Love the Canadian Humour

Thanks to Ray O'P.

 
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