Sunday Family Humour 17th August Page 2

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WOMEN

Thanks to Peter H.

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,

If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,

If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,

If you don't you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,

If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,

If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,

If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,

If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,

If you listen, she wants you to talk.

IN SHORT...

So simple, yet so complex,

So weak, yet so powerful,

So confusing, yet so desirable,

So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !

Red Neck Delights

Thanks to Tony H.

Redneck delights

Just a Little Humour

Thanks to Paula M.

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Hippopotamus and the Tortoise

Thanks to Paula M.

" Much of life can never be explained but only witnessed" -

NAIROBI

A baby hippopotamus that survived the

tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise in an animalfacility in the port city of Mombassa officials said.

The hippopotamus,

nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds), was swept down Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean ,

then forced back to shore

when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on

December 26, before wildlife rangers rescued him.

"It is incredible.. A-less-than-a-year-old hippo has adopted a male tortoise, about a century old, and the tortoise seems to be very happy with being a 'mother'," ecologist Paula Kahumbu,

who is in charge of Lafarge Park , told AFP .

"After it was swept away and lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized.

It had to look for something to be a surrogate mother

Fortunately , it landed on the tortoise and established a strong bond.

They swim, eat and sleep together," the ecologist added.

"The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it followed its mother.

If somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes aggressive, as if protecting its biological mother," Kahumbu added.

"The hippo is a young baby, he was left at a very tender age and by nature, hippos are social animals that like to stay with their mothers for four years," he explained.