Sunday Family Humour 7th December Page 2

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Some of these are very insightful...

We hang petty thieves and appoint the great thieves to public office.

~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President/Prime Minister; I'm Beginning to believe it.

~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow fo r the Defense' by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton, American actor/writer

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds

from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

I offered my opponents a deal: "if they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them".

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~ Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be Left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924

Olympic Games in Paris , 1902-1981)

I am reminded of a joke: What happens if a politician drowns in a river? It is pollution.

What happens if all of them drown? That is solution!!!

Music is life

Paula S.

Great Graphic Facts

Thanks to Murray S.

Great Graphic Facts

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Citrous Fruit Festival

Thanks to Murray S.

Citrus fruit - spectacular sculptures

More than a quarter million people annually gather the small town of Menton on the French Riviera, to celebrate one of the most unique festivals in the world.La Fete du Citron, or loosely translated citrus fruit festival is a celebration of colors, flavors and intoxicating smells of citrus. Small town street sculptures boastsa total weight of 140 tons using only lemons and oranges. Greatest works reach heights of 10 meters and there is no doubt that they are the colorful sculptures(and delicious) you will ever see!"

Wooden Lamp Shade

Thanks to Jim R.

Some Good Laughs

Thanks to Lee

Some Good Laughs

The Year was 1955

Thanks to W9vcs

Did you hear the post office is

thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter?

If they raise the minimum wage

to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.

When I first started driving, who

would have thought gas would someday cost 25 cents a gallon? Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage

I'm afraid to send my kids to the

movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN

in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or

DAMN in it.

I read the other day where some

scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century.

They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in

Texas.

Did you see where some baseball

player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't

surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.

I never thought I'd see the day

all our kitchen appliances would be electric.

They're even making electric typewriters now.

It's too bad things are so tough nowadays.

It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone

to watch their kids so they

can both work.

I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.

I'm afraid the Volkswagen car

is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.

Thank goodness I won't live to

see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I

sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government

The fast food restaurant is

convenient for a quick meal, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.

There is no sense going on short trips any more for a weekend.

It costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel.

No one can afford to be sick anymore.

At $15.00 a day in the hospital, it's too rich for my blood.

If they think I'll pay 30 cents

for a haircut, forget it.

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