Sunday Family Humour 25th January

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The best sermons are lived not preached

Thanks to John C.
1. Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I'm working on for my Psychology class. When I asked her to define success in her own words, she said, "Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile."

2. Today, I asked my mentor - a very successful business man in his 70's- what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, "Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, and do something no one else is doing."

3. Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn't recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, "On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center."

4. Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying. And just before he died, he licked the tears off my face.

5. Today at 7AM, I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the money, so I went into work. At 3PM I got laid off. On my drive home I got a flat tire. When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too. A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and then he offered me a job. I start tomorrow.

6. Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother's hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she died. She simply said, "I feel so loved right now. We should have gotten together like this more often."

7. Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was the first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy.

8. Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, "Why?" She replied, "So you can help me save the planet." I chuckled again and asked, "And why do you want to save the planet?" Because that's where I keep all my stuff," she said.

9. Today, when I witnessed a 27-year-old breast cancer patient laughing hysterically at her 2-year-old daughter's antics, I suddenly realized that I need to stop complaining about my life and start celebrating it again.

10. Today, a boy in a wheelchair saw me desperately struggling on crutches with my broken leg and offered to carry my backpack and books for me. He helped me all the way across campus to my class and as he was leaving he said, "I hope you feel better soon."

11. Today, I was feeling down because the results of a biopsy came back malignant. When I got home, I opened an e-mail that said, "Thinking of you today. If you need me, I'm a phone call away." It was from a high school friend I hadn't seen in 10 years.

12. Today, I was traveling in Kenya and I met a refugee from Zimbabwe. He said he hadn't eaten anything in over 3 days and looked extremely skinny and unhealthy. Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich he was eating. The first thing the man said was, "We can share it."

The best sermons are lived, not preached


Steam Convoy WW1 Vehicles

Thanks to Ray O'.

Steam Convoy WW1 Vehicles



A Glimpse of Tomorrow.

Thanks to Jim R.

The world's first virtual shopping centre opened in Korea . All the products are just LCD screens that allow you to order the items by touching the screen. When you get to the counter, your items are already bagged and ready to go.

   
A cellphone you can bend as much as you like and it will still do everything a smart phone does.

 Your personal computer ring can play music, check your email, give you alerts and even allows you to browse or chat with others.
http://imgur.com/ZQwtMCf

   This man is demonstrating the ability of his prosthetic eye, which has a camera installed in it.


 No longer using the camping stove just for cooking, a new line of camping stoves use the heat energy to power up lights and charge your phones or anything else you can charge by USB cable.

   http://imgur.com/5Qnzl8D
 This motion tracking table morphs its surface to mimic your movements, allowing you to control objects from the other side of the planet if you so choose.

http://imgur.com/Il8qIAP
   This windowed door turns opaque whenever you lock it.

http://imgur.com/L3F2wRc

 This incredible app translates signs from video and in real time!
http://imgur.com/e9auC4t

   The new 'Google Fiber' has started deploying, and will offer users an Internet connection that is about 100 times faster than what they are currently using.

 When did car panels start looking this advanced?

   A stop sign using water to project the image
http://imgur.com/CQWbK6A

 An example of the new E-Ink in action. An ink that stays flat on the page and can be printed but still moves on the printer page.
http://imgur.com/lhzHEWi
   All of the functions these items that we used 20 years ago... Are now done by a single smartphone.

 New casts can be printed with a 3D printer, are lighter, more comfortable and just as strong.

 
 Bionic hands are now so advanced they can perform even delicate and complex movements.
http://imgur.com/PCYBZe6


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Perfect Photographic Timing

Thanks to Ray O'.

Perfect Photographic Timing



Nature finds ways to survive

Thanks to Paula M.

 
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Blue Angels 1946

Thanks to Ray O'.

1946 Al Taddeo,  one of the original Blue Angels, died at the age of 94. 
Al was a Blue  Angel from 1946 to 1947 flying Hell Cats and Bear Cats. 
This is a great  video, enjoy, meet Al and feel the pride and love of  country.

Blue Angels 1946



People Who Make You Feel Like A Certified Genius

Thanks to Spike

The guy who doesn't know how to block the sun.
 
 
The girl who can't pump gas.
 
 
 
The person that thinks they drive a shopping cart.
 
 
The person that is wondering why their bike is always stolen.
 
 
The person that shouldn't have passed their road test.
 
 
The man that forgot how to open an umbrella.
 
 
The guy who is more concerned about his hair's safety.
 
 
This singer that forgot how to hold the mic.
 


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