Sunday Family Humour 27th July

Sunday Family Humour 27th July

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

The greatest scientists of all time

were invited to a conference

Thanks to David H.

* Newton said he'd drop in.

* Socrates said he'd think about it.

* Ohm resisted the idea.

* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.

* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.

* Volta was electrified at the prospect

* Pavlov positively drooled at the thought.

* Ampere was worried he wasn't current.

* Audobon said he'd have to wing it.

* Edison thought it would be illuminating.

* Einstein said it would be relatively easy to attend.

* Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.

* Dr Jekyll declined - he said he hadn't been feeling himself lately and was presently in hyding.

* Morse said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."

* Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetism.

* Hertz said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.

* Watt thought it would be a good way to let off steam.

* Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.

Music Painting

Thanks to David M.

Dwarf Car Museum

Thanks to Lee

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David M's Gallery

Thanks to David M.

Morgan Freeman Chats with Jimmy While Sucking Helium

Thanks to David M.

My Spot

Thanks to Paula M.

This is my spot.ppt

A Carrot Clarinet

Thanks to Lee

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