Sunday Family Humour  22nd June

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

The gadget spec URL could not be found


Pilot Philosophy

Thanks to Lee

Pilot 1

The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? 
The duck can fly. 

A check ride ought to be like a skirt.
Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything.

Speed is life.
Altitude is life insurance.
 
It only takes two things to fly:
Airspeed, and money.
 
The three most dangerous things in aviation:
1. A Doctor or Dentist in a Cessna.
2. Two captains in a DC-9.
 
Aircraft Identification:
If it's ugly, it's British.
If it's weird, it's French.
If it's ugly and weird, it's Russian.   
 
Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another very expensive flying club.
 
The similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies.
If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
 
The difference between flight attendants and jet engines is that the engines usually quit whining when they get to the gate.
 
New FAA motto:
'We're not happy, till you're not happy.'   
 
If something hasn't broken on your helicopter--it's about to.   
 
I give that landing a 9 . . on the Richter scale.     
 
Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly in the edges.

Unknown landing signal officer (LSO) to carrier pilot after his 6th unsuccessful landing attempt:    
 'You've got to land here son. This is where the food is.'
 
The two best things in life are a good landing,  and a good bowel movement.
A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience both at the same time.
 
pilot 2




Great Faces from Another Era

Thanks to Paul S.

Great Faces from Another Era



How Long To Set This Up?

Thanks to David M.

How long to set this up.mp4



To receive the weekly link to the latest Sunday Family humour,
send an email to dgwest7@gmail.com
saying subscribe Sunday Family Humour.

No costs, nothing else needed. Welcome and thank you.

David M's Gallery

Thanks to David M.

 
David M 1
  
David M 2

 
David M 3
 
David M 4
 
 
David M 5
 
David M 6
 
 
David M 7
 
David M 8
 
 
David M 9
 
David M 10
 
 
David M 11
 
David M 12
 
 
David M 13
 
David M 14
 


Great Old Pictures

Thanks to Lee

Great Old Pics



Moving Cartoons

Thanks to Ray O'.

Moving Cartoon 1
Moving Cartoon 3


Moving Cartoon 4
Moving Cartoon 5
Moving Cartoon 6
Moving cartoon 7

Greece

Thanks to Lee

GREECE-Beautiful_Sceneries___



Did you Enjoy This Page?
Please click +1
Facebook Twitter More...
More On Page 2
Page 1                                  Page 2                      

The gadget spec URL could not be found