Sunday Family Humour 4th January Page 2
Sunday Family Humour 4th January Page 2
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Daftland
Thanks to David H.
We live in a country called Daftland
The England we knew is no more
Where sensible people do ludicrous things
Or risk breaking some Daftland law.
In Daftland we've police dogs with muzzles
Less the villain has cause to complain
And to steal from a shop and say 'sorry'
Means your free with no stain to your name.
You had better leave lights on in buildings
When you lock up and go home at night
'cause the burglars might hurt themselves entering
And there's no way you'll be in the right.
When speaking be wary in Daftland
As some terms that you've used all your life
Now have connotations unintended
And you'll end up in all sorts of strife.
We elect politicians in Daftland
To give us the laws of the land
Yet eight laws in ten now come from abroad
The whole thing has got out of hand.
The borders are open in Daftland
And of migrants there's no keeping track
Just a few of the thousands illegally here
Will ever be caught and sent back.
The exception to this is the hero
Who fought for this land in the war
He's old and he's sick, he might cost us a bit
So he's not welcome here any more.
When the history is written of Daftland
Historians may just recall
That the craziest people in Daftland
Were the public who put up with it all.
Work harder; millions on benefits depend on your taxes!
Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate!!!!!
“Foreign aid is taking money from the poor people of a rich country and
giving it to the rich people of a poor country.”
Cool Pictures
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Need A Good Laugh (Dave Allen)
Thanks to Paul S.
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Motivational
Thanks to David H.
What a homeless person does given $100
Thanks to John K.
Jewish Proverbs
Thanks to David H.
If the rich could hire other people to die for them,
the poor could make a wonderful living.
Yiddish Proverb
The wise man, even when he holds his tongue,
says more than the fool when he speaks .
Yiddish Proverb
What you don't see with your eyes,
don't invent with your mouth.
Yiddish proverb
A hero is someone who can keep his mouth shut
when he is right.
Yiddish Proverb
One old friend is better than two new ones.
Yiddish Proverb
One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't
good enough to marry your daughter can be the father
of the smartest grandchild in the world.
Jewish Proverb
A wise man hears one word and understands two.
Yiddish Proverb
"Don't be so humble -
you are not that great."
Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex.
It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage
to move in the opposite direction.
Albert Einstein
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance,
you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein
Intellectuals solve problems;
geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
You can't control the wind, but you
can adjust your sails.
Yiddish proverb
I don't want to become immortal through my work.
I want to become Immortal through not dying.
Woody Allen
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton .
We can't solve problems by using the same kind
of thinking we used when we created them .
Albert Einstein
Elephant Clears Rubbish
Thanks to Unslave Me
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