Sunday Family Humour 2nd November Page 2
Sunday Family Humour 2nd November Page 2
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Life is Full of Surprises
Thanks to Paula M.
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
from Cecily of OTOW
"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But
when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must tell you, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."
The Nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
I Won't Let You Down
Thanks to Spike
Beautiful World
Thanks to Tony H.
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They Had One Job
Thanks to Lee
Three Ways to Load Your Stuff
Thanks to Ray O'.
Loading a bike on a bus in India
Somersault on bike into truck
Using Two forklifts to load a truck
Your Best Friend is a Dog
Thanks to David H.
"Dogs Welcome"
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest
town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog
with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my
room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years.
In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels,
bed clothes, silverware or steal pictures off the walls
or use them as a coloring book.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night
for being drunk and disorderly.
And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to
stay here, too."
The Four Agreements
Thanks to Peter H.
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