Sunday Family Humour 13th July
Sunday Family Humour 13th July
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Do You Know The Front From The Back Of A Tree?
Thanks to Tony H.
A Redneck From Georgia Decides To Travel Across The South To Virginia To See God's Country.
When He Gets To Franklin , He Likes The Place So Much That He Decides To Stay.
But First He Must Find A Job!!!!
He Walks Into The International Paper Company Office And Fills Out An Application As An Ii Experienced Log Inspector. It's His Lucky Day!!! They Just Happen To Be Looking For Someone,
But First, The Log Foreman Takes Him For A Ride Into The Forest In The Company Pickup Truck To See How Much He Knows.
The Foreman Stops The Truck On The Side Of The Road And Points At A Tree
"See That Tree Over There? I Want You To Tell Me What Species It Is And How Many Board Feet Of Lumber It Contains."
The Redneck Promptly Answers, "That Thar's A Whitepine, 383 Board Feet Of Lumber In 'Er."
The Foreman Is Impressed!!! He Puts About A Mile Down The Road.
He Points At Another Tree Through The Passenger Window And Asks The Same Question.
This Time, It's A Bigger Tree Of A Different Class.
"That's A Loblolly Pine And She's Got About 456 Clear Board Feet."
The Foreman Is Really Impressed With The Good Ol' Boy,
He Has Been Quick And Got The Answers Right Without Using A Calculator!!!!
One More Test. They Drive A Little Further Down The Road,
And The Foreman Stops Again. This Time, He Points Across The Road Through His Driver Side Window And Says, "And What About That One?"
Before The Foreman Finishes Pointing, The Redneck Says, "White Oak, 242 Board Feet At Best."
The Foreman Spins The Truck Around And Heads Back To The Office A Little Ticked Off Because He Thinks The Red Neck Is Smarter Than He Is.
As They Near The Office, Another Foreman Stops The Truck And Asks Bubba To Step Outside. He Hands Him A Piece Of Chalk And Tells Him, "See That Tree Over There?" "I Want You To Mark An "X"On The Front Of That Tree!!"
The Foreman Thinks To Himself, "Idiot, How Would He Know Which Is The Front Of The Tree?"
Bubba Reaches The Tree, He Goes Around It In A Circle While Looking At The Ground. He Then Reaches Up And Places A White X On The Trunk. Walks Back To The Foreman And Hands Him The Chalk. "That Thar's The Front," The Redneck Says.
The Foreman Laughs To Himself And Asks Sarcastically, "How In The Hell Do You Know That's The Front Of The Tree?"
The Good Ol' Boy Looks Down At His Feet, While Rubbing The Toe Of His Left Boot Cleaning It In The Gravel And Replies, "Cuz Somebody Took A Shit Behind It!"
He Got The Job.
Alpine Scenery
Thanks to Lee
Why Women Have Handbags
Thanks to Ray O'.
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Your personal computer ring can play music, check your email, give you alerts and even allows you to browse or chat with others.
A cellphone you can bend as much as you like and it will still do everything a smart phone does.
The world's first virtual shopping center opened in Korea. All the products are just LCD screens that allow you to order the items by touching the screen. When you get to the counter, your items are already bagged and ready to go.
Inventions that Make Sci-Fi a Reality
Thanks to Tony H.
Many of us have grown up imagining what the future will be like. Will there be flying cars? Will there be robots? Will we be able to do amazing and extraordinary things?
Well, some of these things are yet to come, but some are already right here. The amazing things technology can do today never cease to amaze me. Here are 17 pieces of evidence that prove we area already, at least partly, living in a futuristic world.
The Ratheon XOS 2 is a second generation exoskeleton design for US army use. It allows the wearer to enhance his strength to carry heavy equipment much easier and for much longer.
This man is demonstrating the ability of his prosthetic eye, which has a camera installed in it.
This trash can follows you around and calculates where to stand to catch your thrown garbage!
No longer using the camping stove just for cooking, a new line of camping stoves use the heat energy to power up lights and charge your phones or anything else you can charge by USB cable.
This motion tracking table morphs its surface to mimic your movements, allowing you to control objects from the other side of the planet if you so choose.
This windowed door turns opaque whenever you lock it.
This incredible app translates signs from video and in real time!
The new 'Google Fiber' has started deploying, and will offer users an internet connection that is about 100 times faster than what they are currently using.
A stop sign using water to project the image
When did car panels start looking like this advanced?
An example of the new E-Ink in action. An ink that stay flat on the page and can be printed but still moves on the printer page.
All of the functions these items that we used 20 years ago... Are now done by a single smartphone.
Bionic hands are now so advanced they can perform even delicate and complex movements.
New casts can be printed with a 3D printer, are lighter, more comfortable and just as strong.
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