Sunday Family Humour 24th August

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Two old Jewish men

Two old Jewish men, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and

raised in Mexico ?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.

" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,

"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,

"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says,

"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ....

Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says,

"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews,

but no Mexican Jews."

David M's Gallery

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Curry Night (With Lyric and Sing along)

Thanks to David H.

Neighbours have complained about the smell of curry

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How May Can You Guess?

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Could this be Marilyn before she was famous?

Buck nek kid!

Nope. This nudie is now in her 90's!

It's BETTY WHITE

Looks like an unhappy little towhead.

Actually, he ain't nothin' but a hound dog.

Elvis Presley

An Indian maiden - -

but what tribe is she from??

She later joined the Kennedy Tribe.

JACQUELINE KENNEDY

Look very closely. Good Lord -

is she wearing a swastika??

Just keep looking at this face -

and picture it with a mustache.

Sieg heil!

ADOLPH HITLER

He's a big game hunter,

a lover of the wilderness,

and a future president.

THEODORE ROOSEVELT

How funny is he?

The original Little Tramp

famous in silent movies.

CHARLIE CHAPLIN

There's a silver spoon

in her mouth now.....

Just a lucky commoner

who happened to snag a prince

KATE MIDDLETON

A girl on a swing

just hanging around,

waiting to be discovered.

ELIZABETH TAYLOR

B.M.P. (before muscle power)

The Terminator

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

She was a devout dancer

and made silent movies

before she became famous

as JOAN CRAWFORD

The smartest woman in the world?

Hell no - - not by a long, long shot!

HILLARY CLINTON

This little troll later contracted

Saturday Night Fever

JOHN TRAVOLTA

Holy Crap!!

A genuine bow-wow.

Today he's considered to be

a real hunk

GEORGE CLOONEY

Initially known

as Norma Jean Baker.

MARILYN MONROE

Great Commercial

Thanks to Tony H.

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