Sunday Family Humour 24th August
Sunday Family Humour 24th August
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Two old Jewish men
Two old Jewish men, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and
raised in Mexico ?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ....
Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews,
but no Mexican Jews."
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Curry Night (With Lyric and Sing along)
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Could this be Marilyn before she was famous?
Buck nek kid!
Nope. This nudie is now in her 90's!
It's BETTY WHITE
Looks like an unhappy little towhead.
Actually, he ain't nothin' but a hound dog.
Elvis Presley
An Indian maiden - -
but what tribe is she from??
She later joined the Kennedy Tribe.
JACQUELINE KENNEDY
Look very closely. Good Lord -
is she wearing a swastika??
Just keep looking at this face -
and picture it with a mustache.
Sieg heil!
ADOLPH HITLER
He's a big game hunter,
a lover of the wilderness,
and a future president.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
How funny is he?
The original Little Tramp
famous in silent movies.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
There's a silver spoon
in her mouth now.....
Just a lucky commoner
who happened to snag a prince
KATE MIDDLETON
A girl on a swing
just hanging around,
waiting to be discovered.
ELIZABETH TAYLOR
B.M.P. (before muscle power)
The Terminator
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
She was a devout dancer
and made silent movies
before she became famous
as JOAN CRAWFORD
The smartest woman in the world?
Hell no - - not by a long, long shot!
HILLARY CLINTON
This little troll later contracted
Saturday Night Fever
JOHN TRAVOLTA
Holy Crap!!
A genuine bow-wow.
Today he's considered to be
a real hunk
GEORGE CLOONEY
Initially known
as Norma Jean Baker.
MARILYN MONROE
Great Commercial
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