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Two old Jewish men

Two old Jewish men, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and
raised in Mexico ?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
              
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ....
Our people are scattered everywhere."
 
The waiter returns and says,

"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews,
but no Mexican Jews."


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Curry Night (With Lyric and Sing along)

Thanks to David H.

Neighbours have complained about the smell of curry

Curry Night



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Love and Guidance in Nature

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Love and Guidance in Nature



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How May Can You Guess?

Thanks to David H.


Could this be Marilyn before she was famous?
Buck nek kid!
Nope. This nudie is now in her 90's!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YfpNnl7YAMs/Upvg5B-arlI/AAAAAAAAIm4/hl6Uq41nsio/s1600/young-celeb-betty-white.jpg
 
It's  BETTY  WHITE
 
 
 
Looks like an unhappy little towhead.
Actually, he ain't nothin' but a hound dog.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VdM6V8LEL8I/UpvhlpfoXJI/AAAAAAAAInA/ParaS-4o5ug/s1600/elvis+presley-00.jpg
 
Elvis  Presley
 
 
An Indian maiden - -
but what tribe is she from??
She later joined the Kennedy Tribe. 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SwEnzGInM6w/UpviY9ZucFI/AAAAAAAAInI/b7HblH-sioo/s1600/jackie+kennedy-00.jpg
 
JACQUELINE  KENNEDY
Look very closely. Good Lord -
is she wearing a swastika??
 

Just keep looking at this face -
and picture it with a mustache.
Sieg heil!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F50V9s7tXB4/UpvjmTBYjLI/AAAAAAAAInU/RrXBcQ4p0fE/s1600/stars_124.jpg
 
ADOLPH  HITLER
 
He's a big game hunter,
a lover of the wilderness,
and a future president.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9EafLhXPo6Y/UpvkE1IJYlI/AAAAAAAAInc/ri4ahFYPo5s/s1600/teddy+roosevelt-00.jpg
 
THEODORE  ROOSEVELT
 
 
 
 
How funny is he? 
The original Little Tramp
famous in silent movies.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qhTNFJ0El90/UpvkvR0AyGI/AAAAAAAAIno/YPqNf3lheL8/s1600/charlie-chaplin-1916.jpg

CHARLIE  CHAPLIN
 
 
 
There's a silver spoon
in her mouth now.....
Just a lucky commoner
who happened to snag a prince
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n7I5pcO_CKc/UpvlQISNsoI/AAAAAAAAInw/E33g4daNBjw/s1600/kate+middleton.jpg
 
KATE  MIDDLETON
 
 
 
 
A girl on a swing
just hanging around,
waiting to be discovered.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ES1MJWXH_3I/Upvl12zcQuI/AAAAAAAAIn8/_0u1ySbvdXw/s1600/liztaylor-00.jpg
 
ELIZABETH  TAYLOR
 
 
 
B.M.P. (before muscle power)
The Terminator 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZW1I3lQhloM/UpvmiDvEcNI/AAAAAAAAIoE/pcp3uecd1wc/s1600/arnold+schwarzenegger.jpg
 
ARNOLD   SCHWARZENEGGER
 
 
She was a devout dancer
and made silent movies
before she became famous
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aCvKgkM9ibc/Upvnosj_FgI/AAAAAAAAIoQ/YAv_hEeSyYE/s1600/joan-crawford.jpg
 
as  JOAN  CRAWFORD
 
 
 
The smartest woman in the world?
Hell no - - not by a long, long shot!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0AyBvp2jZ1g/UpvoM6Al9GI/AAAAAAAAIoY/ihgfOoAfjVU/s1600/hillary+clinton.jpg
 
HILLARY  CLINTON
 
 
 
This little troll later contracted
Saturday Night Fever
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v1yPQbjabzI/UpvokxRD32I/AAAAAAAAIog/ahD0Zd4t8Z0/s1600/john+travolta-000.jpg
 
JOHN  TRAVOLTA
 
 
 
 
Holy Crap!!
A genuine bow-wow.
Today he's considered to be
a real hunk
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ID0xSCG-45g/UpynmHSLTGI/AAAAAAAAIo8/LjVnH6eby1U/s1600/george+clooney.jpg
 
GEORGE  CLOONEY

 

Initially known
as Norma Jean Baker.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wcLx_qHt84I/UpvqlR9V6uI/AAAAAAAAIos/t_UpuofCv4Y/s1600/marilyn+monroe+1933.jpg
 
MARILYN  MONROE

Great Commercial

Thanks to Tony H.
Here is your  smile for the day...
It's a 43 second commercial and the sponsor isn't identified until the final few seconds .
 

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