Sunday Family Humour 2nd November

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Will I live to be 80

Thanks to David M.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two

visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly

well for my age. (I am past Sixty Five).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist

asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine orhard liquor?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecuedribs?'

'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red

meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,

boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lo tof sex?'

'No,' I said...

She looked at me and said,

'Then, why do you even care?'

Thanks to David M.

Let's join, Swing era song and dance

sensation, Dorothy Dandridge and, West

Coast percussionist and band leader,

Cee Pee Johnson and his Orchestra on

the energetic romp "A Jig In The Jungle."

Thanks to Paula M.

Mother Nature has a sense of humor

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Thanks to Spike

Thanks to Tom McG.

A Keeper on Dogs

Thanks to Tony H.

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