Sunday Family Humour 1st February

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

Could it be Scotch?

Thanks to Murray S.

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of

assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher

lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit…She touched a drop

of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne ?"

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

What a wonderful world this could be

Thanks to Paula M.

Go To Canada They Said

Thanks to Captain Bob

Go To Canada They Said

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Now This Is Graffiti

Thanks to Tony H.

New Products

Thanks to Tony H.

New Products 2015

Friends

Thanks to David M.

Look carefully in each picture for the cat as it makes its way down from the

roof to the dog. Then, check the explanation at the end.

Often there is the desire for more.

A boat docked in a tiny fishing village.

A tourist complimented the local fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the fisherman.

"But then, why didn't you stay longer and catch more?" asked the tourist.

The local fisherman explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

The tourist asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

"I sleep late, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life."

The tourist interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

"And after that?" asked the fisherman.

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an extra fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?" asked the local fisherman.

"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the tourist.

"And after that?" the fisherman asked.

"Afterwards? Well my friend; that's when it really gets interesting," answered the tourist, laughing.

"When your business gets really, really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!"

"Millions? Really? And after that? said the fisherman.

"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children,

catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife, play your guiter,

and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

The moral of the story is to know where you're going in life...you may already be there!

The story behind this picture is this:

Every day - at the same time - she waits for him.

Sometimes she barks to call him.

He comes; they rub and greet each other

And they go for a walk.

They have done this for 5 years

And no, they don't belong to the same owners.

The owners didn't know until neighbors, seeing them together so frequently,

Commented to the cat's owner, who then followed the dog home

And discovered it was a distance away, not in a house close by or next door.

How it started no one knows.

Wouldn't it be great to have friends like this

Always there, no words needed, they just intuitively recognize

The value of each other in their lives and act accordingly.

A Boat Docked

Thanks to Murray S.

Many find it difficult to be content with what they have.

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