Using a butter knife, smear a slice of white bread with creamy commercial peanut butter (not all natural no salt etc...*)
Clean you knife or get a second. Then smear another slice with the jam of your choice (I use premium local Catawba jam from Lewiston NY)
Carefully marry them and slice in half at the angle of your choosing (diagonal is good for kids with small mouths, rectangular is better for watching guys with mustaches...)
Serve with a cup of coffee.
(*save this stuff for Thai recipes)