Florida GenWeb

http://theflgenwebproject.com/

What will they think of next. The link above points to a Renegade Florida GenWeb site. At first glance, I thought it was a copyright violation.

Well, no, it is not. I asked my friend who used to work for a legal aid office.

It says, Welcome to "The Florida GenWeb Project", not FLGenWeb. My, my, my. I looked for Tanya Robinson's name on the site, but did to find it.

Tanya? Oh yeah, what a name, swamp gator. Be careful what you do, you may not like the consequences.

More later. I promise.

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson (swamp gator)

Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson (swamp gator)

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files

We'd like to help you learn to help yourself

Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes

Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson (swamp gator)

Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson (swamp gator)

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair

Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson (swamp gator)

Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson (swamp gator)

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon

Going to the candidates debate

Laugh about it, shout about it

When you've got to choose

Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)

What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson (swamp gator)

Joltin' Joe has left and gone away

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Rippy The Gator Lyrics

Hi kids! Welcome to the Uncle Bobo show! Are you ready to sing?

Come on, let's go!

Billy and his family went on a holiday

They went down to Florida to laugh and dance and play

Bill went in for a swim, he didn't see the harm

But when he came back out again, he was short an arm

'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

Billy and his father went out to play some catch

But Billy missed the pass because his arm was unattached

The ball flew past his shoulder and it rolled into the swamp

When he went wading after it his leg became a stump

'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

Billy and his father joined a three-legged race

They were tearing up the field, no one could keep the pace

But Billy tripped and did a flip and landed in the muck

He was running out of limbs and also out of luck

'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

Billy was all dirty, he really had to wash

But he couldn't use a towel 'cause his limbs had been gnawed off

He went into the water to get all clean and bright

But when his bath was finished he was only half his height

'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

Billy's father rolled his wheelchair up upon a hill

He wanted to put Bill where he would not get killed

But he left him on a slope, and into the swamp he rolled

They dragged out his head but there was nothing left below

'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!