आपल्याकडे नविन व छान एसएमएस असतील तर
आपल्या मोबाईल वरून MIRHU टाईप करून ९८५०१९२७८० एसएमएस पाठवा, नावासहीत प्रसिध्दी दिली जाईल.
एसएमएस कुणाला Dedicate करावयाचा असेल तर तसा उल्लेख करावा.
love doesnt ask where r u from?
love only says U live in my heart.
love doesnt ask what do u do?
love only says U make my heart beat.
love doesnt ask why r u far away?
love only says u r always with me.
love doesnt ask Do u love me?
love only says I LOVE U.
As day turns to NIGHT.,.
Keep your worries out of SIGHT....
No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...
you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT.
Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky
& full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go
to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good night,,,
Life gives answer in 3 ways...
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
it says no and gives u something better,
it says wait and gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day.
(@) Smiling....
(!.!) Crying...
(;) Angry...
(:) Bored...
(-)Proud...
(o) Hungry...
(,) Happy..
(?) Confused...
(-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo
nahana to padega... Good day Dear
True friends are like morning,
U cant have them whole day..,
But can be sure theyll be there when u wake up Today,
Tomorrow & forever...Good Morning.....
smartman + smart nari = fighting jari
smartman + bevakuf nari = barbadi,,,,,
bevakuf man + smart nari = Jeb khali &
Bevakifman + bevakuf nari = SHAADI
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Mohabbat ki Chita
Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena,
Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar
“Mohabbat” bata dena!
Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN…..
NAMSKAR ! yeh hamari FALTOO-SMS sewa hai.
is main hum logo ko waqt beh waqt DISTURB Karte hai.
is sewa ka labh uthane ka dhanya wad. AB APNA KAM KIJEA
1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu
Just want to remind you that
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ZYADA SOCH MAT,
Usne muje bheja hai.
..
Tu apna kam kar..
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…
oon to hain hum ‘’BHRAMCHARI'’,
magar jahan dekhi ‘’NAARI'’
vahan ‘’AANKH-MAARI'’,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ‘’BHRAMCHARI’
Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai?
Balance Khatam ?
Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar K Gale
Mein Bandh K
CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na……….
Main Batata Hoon
Kya Karna Hai….
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe
De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhoi thand pade hafte me
ek baar to nahana chahiye
wo pade kya jise me dali na ho
nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho
wo ghar kya jise me ghar wali na
ho aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho
Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh…
Warna..
Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur
Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh…
Na o inkar karti hai na
o ikrar karti hai,kambakt
mere hi sapno me aake mere
dost se pyr karti hai
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main pahoonch
gay paanch soo ki note main.
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan,
sooni haveli,
kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan..
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
ho ja GANJI kar de sawera
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
Haanji………
Kya chahiye?????????
kuch dhoond rahe ho????????
shayad sms…….
yahan factory lagi hai kya????
chalo apna kaam karo!!!!!!!!!!
Koi dikha ke roye koi chhupa ke roye
hame rulaane waale hame rula ke roye
marne ka mazaa to tab hai yaaro
jab kaatil bhi khud janaaze pe hamare roye
Be-Aetebaar waqt pe Jhunjla ke ro parey
Kho ke kabhi ussey tou kabhi Paa ke ro parey
Kab tak kissi ke soug mein rouein gey umer bhur
Hum khud ko kitni baar yeh samjha ke ro parey
Mujhey Yaqeen tou nahin magar Yahi sach hai
Mein terey waastey Umrein guzaar sakta hoon
Yahi nahin ke tujhey jeetney ki khawaahish hai
Mein terey waastey khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon
Uski Ankhon Ki Deewani Hoon,
Uski Muskaan Ki Mein Shamma Hoon,
Har Pal Mujhko Itna Satata Hai,
Phir Bhi Dil Aur Jaan Se Mein Uski Ashqi Hoon
Vo saaz nahi jisme sargam nahi,
vo jawani nahi jisme humdum nahi,
O sapno mein khushi ko dhoonde wale,
vo zindagi nahi jisme gam nahi
Aaj raat buhat zoron ki barsaat hai
Aankhon key rastey Aansooon ko baha doo
Saat dekhey the jo sapney sab chur huye.
Tum kabhi yaad naa Aao mujhey bas itni si dua doo
Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke
bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke
na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto
milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke
Ab toh gham sehne ki aadat si hogayi hai
raat ko chhup chhup rone ki aadat si hogayi hai
tu Bewafa hai....khel mere dil se ji bhar ke
hamein toh ab chot khaane ki aadat si hogayi hai
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.
kaash aasoun ke saath yaadein beh jati
kaash ye khamosi sab kuch keh jati
kaash kismat tumne likhi hoti to
shayad meri kismat me pyar ki kami na rah jati
Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye.
Khuda ne kaash mohabbat banaayi na hoti
toh aaj iss tarah hamare pyar ki rusvaayi na hoti
kaash unke dil mein zara si wafa hoti
toh iss tarah mere saath bewafaayi na hoti
Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte.
Humari to rooh me bas gaye a Woh,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,
Har pal adhuri si lagti hai...
Ab to in saanson ko apni saanson se jodde,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai..
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping &
1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Dil abhi poori tarah TooTa nahi
Dosto ki meharbaani chahiye
Aap ne jo gum diya hai shukriya
Pyaar ki kuchh to nishaani chaahiye
Kyun koi chah kar mohobbat nibha nahi pata
Kyun koi chah kar rishta bana nahi pata.
Kyun leti hai zindagi aisi karwat
Ki koi chah kar bi pyar jata nahi pata.
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