The Little Buddha

THE LITTLE BUDDHA

INTRODUCTION

The story named “The Little Buddha” is one that begins with the main character Buddy who is very complacent in hi relationship. Though his girlfriend isn’t very complacent with him and realizes that it is time for a change. So this is where the story takes off where he is kicked out by his girlfriend with her new reformed mean attitude.

Soon after Buddy leaves he makes his way in to the nearby forest where he stumbles upon a trail that points the way to a Buddha School that seems to peak his interest. After walking the trail a little ways, he sees the four passing sites of the Buddha and the Religious Spirituality. First he sees the old man, the sick man, the dead man, and then out in the middle of the pond was the Sannyasin sitting on a lotus with his hands out on his knees with his palms faced towards the sky. The Sannyasin says, “You have found the Dalia Lamas and that is your destiny.” He sees the three Dalia Lamas behind the Sannyasin and decides to walk over to them to see what this is all about.

Of course, this is where he feels that he should try something different as he says out loud with nobody around, “I just want to try something different!”

Immediately Buddy makes his way to the Dalia Lamas where he talks to them and their wise attitude which propels him to join the Buddha School. Yet his first plan of action is to check out this hot chick walking by on the other side of the fence that slips her number and social media links to him on a piece of paper through a chain link fence. The Dalia Lamas tries to rid the pictures and the laptop but he keeps coming back up with other ones like water.

The Dalia Lamas sees other dudes sneaking off to meet up with hot broads and gets pissed for a minute, but then he pops a boner shaped like a little Buddha statue bulging through his pants and realizes that it’s no use.

The other two Dalia lamas see some of the Buddha Students hot broads and they pop bulges in their pants too and are embarrassed. Soon they see that it is no use when these dudes have had sex before they were initiated in to the Buddha School, almost like trying to make a monk out of a porn star. Trying to graduate from the Buddha School which is tough but then the Dalia Lama’s secret is out and Buddy finds out that other Buddha Students had been sneaking out and meeting chicks after watching Buddy perform his Casanova magic tricks.

He finds his inner self through the opposite sex and realizes that no religion even the Buddhist Religion can keep him from wanting to get some. The Graduates of the Buddha School throw their girlfriend’s underwear at the Dalia Lamas face to mock his getting on Buddy’s laptop and finding his new girlfriend’s naked pictures. They all open their own Buddha Schools that let dudes invite their girlfriends to the dorms. .

PROLOGUE

The story called “The Little Buddha” starts off with Buddy being kicked out by his girlfriend. First there is some yelling and screaming back and forth. The yelling and screaming continues on until finally Buddy gets angry yelling back at his girlfriend. Then there is a pause for a moment with nothing actually happening for the time being. Soon there are sounds of things being rattled around which happens to be his girlfriend looking for his belongings.

Soon the front door opens and Buddy is thrown out through the front door. He isn’t merely thrown out by with the words and attitude it seems as though he apparently was thrown out. Then after that there are a few bags of his which seemed to have been already packed for her non complacent attitude. Quickly Buddy says some final greetings which aren’t as nice as he angrily grabs his bags one by one and leaves.