SORORITY FANG (Comedy)
The story entitled “Sorority Fang” is a story that starts off with a character that is shy and as well very bashful. The setting happens to be a Pizza delivery house along with Sorority house that is full of female Succubus Vampires. They are bored and notice that the neighbor Frat Houses have been ordering lots of delivery orders for food. And when they see the pizza delivery driver and catch a whiff of the tomato paste, the female vampire succubus’s decide to order some pizza. However they want to place orders through a different pizza delivery company that hasn’t been on their street.
And after the female vampires place their order, the delivery driver Fang ends up getting confused about the pizza delivery order. He was distracted and thought the lady calling said no anchovies and no garlic but he thought she wants them. Anyhow Fang delivers the large pizzas at sunset to the Sorority house full of female vampire succubus’s!
He is confronted about the anchovy and garlic pizzas right away, although he did bring a many pepperoni pizzas which were made with extra pepperonis just like they like it. And when the sun goes completely down he is trapped inside with all of them. And when he is trapped he has trouble looking for a way out of there nonetheless. There are even some red vampire bats flying around that have vampire like features about their appearance.
Right away, Fang has needed to get out of there as quickly as possible and so he flips his finger past his lips really fast like he’s happy as the vampire women flirt with him and make fun of him. But regardless Fang meets and runs in to his opponent the head female Vampire Succubus and she has some plans for him. The pizza delivery dude named Fang decides to go along with their plans so they don’t suck his blood. The pizza delivery dude Fang runs around from room to room trying to please them all.
Fang's obsessive drive is that there are too many too please all of the time and he wishes that he had other pizza delivery boys with him so he wouldn’t be in this predicament. But then he gets tied up to a table as they all place pizza toppings all over him before they suck his blood and try to eat him. The police are called out because he had other pizzas to take and they weren’t delivered. They go to the Sorority Frat House of female vampire succubus’s. The police are attacked and a swarm of red vampire bats protects the Sorority House until Fang turns in to a vampire because all of the vampire bites and not to forget that his name was Fang and he is specially related in some blood related technicality.
He decides to be more careful delivering pizzas to Frat houses and that teaches him his lesson to learn. His female pizza manager comes to save him with another pizza delivery order. They call it a night and close down the pizza joint while the vampire succubus’s leave and head back to their coffins in a hidden cave.
PROLOGUE
The story entitled “Sorority Fang” starts off with the Pizza Delivery house starting to get busy for the evening. It is dinner rush hour and they are having a few less orders than they were expecting. Normally they have sold many hundreds of dollars more by this time at dinner rush hour and they were hoping it would pick up a little more.
And at the same exact time, there is a “Sorority House” of vampires that is not only hungry for blood, but hungry for something to do. They have been getting by on what they can and that has been alright for now. But then after noticing a pizza delivery employee across the street delivering a pizza to another Sorority Frat House, she decides to order a pizza from a different company.
Soon it doesn’t take long before the head vampire succubus decides to look through the listing on the internet and then choose a pizza delivery house. She even has some fun placing the order such as when she is choosing the toppings she wants on the many different pizzas she orders. In fact, she orders a many pizzas which are enough for her Sorority Frat house of female vampire succubus’s.