101. What do you call a Black man in Thailand? A tycoon.
102. What’s the difference between oooh and aaahhh? About six inches.
103. What’s the hardest thing about AIDS? Leaving your friends behind.
104. Why do they paint garbage cans orange in Poland? So the Polish people think that they are eating Howard Johnson’s Bob’s Big Boy.
105. How do you ruin a Polish party? Flush the punch bowl.
106. What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral. One less drunk.
107. Did you hear about the woman in San Francisco who was walking down the street and was attacked 3 men? Two held her down and the third one did her hair.
108. What’s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo they yell “Ride that sucker” or "Ride 'em cowboy!"
109. What’s the difference between a hog and a man? A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can screw some fat pig.
110. Why do Italian men seem to have mustaches? So they can look like their mothers who have hairy lips.
111. What do you get when you cross a Polish person and a Chicano? A kid you spray paint his name on a chain link fence.
112. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their garbage away in clear bags? So Italians can go window shopping.
113. Why did God invent golf? So the white people could dress like Black people.
114. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.
115. How do you solve the Puerto Rican problem? Tell Blacks they taste like chicken.
116. How do they say “fuck you” in Los Angeles? “Trust me.”
117. What’s black and white and red all over? An international couple who just got in an auto wreck.
118. What’s an innuendo? An Italian suppository.
119. Why do Mexicans drive Low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
120. What did the Mexican do with his first 50 cent piece? He married her.
121. Why don’t Puerto Ricans like blow jobs? They’re afraid that it will interfere with their unemployment benefits.
122. What’s brown and has holes in it? Swiss shit.
123. Why do Mexicans eat refried beans? Ever seen a Mexican that didn’t fuck things up the first time.
124. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Because they couldn’t fit all of that stuff in a sneaker.
125. How does God make Puerto Ricans? By sand blasting Blacks.
126. Did you hear about the Italian who picked his nose apart to see what made it run?
127. What’s the definition of Black Foreplay? Don’t scream or I’ll kill you.
128. Why do Mexican women wear long skirts? To hide the No-Pest strip.
129. What’s the definition of a cad? An Italian who doesn’t tell his wife he is sterile until she’s pregnant.
130. How come the Mexican Army only used 600 soldiers at the Alamo? They only had two cars.
131. How do you kill a Mexican? Smash the toilet seat down on his head when he’s trying to get a drink.
132. Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels? To drive with handcuffs.
133. What’s the definition of a maniac? An Italian in a whorehouse with a credit card.
134. Why do they play on Artificial Turf in Poland? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
135. What do they call kids born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts.
136. On the return of Reverend Jackson’s trip, as he brought back Robert Goodman, the reporters asked the Reverend how he like Beirut, and he answered, “well, okay! But I like Hank Aaron better.
137. How do you make an Italian? Put a nigger in one hand and a Jew in the other hand and slam them together.
138. What’s black and white, black and white, and black, white and red? A nigger and a Pelican fighting over a carp.
139. What do you call a midget psychic who just committed a crime? A small medium at large.
140. What’s green and drills holes? A drill pickle.
141. Who won the race down the tunnel- the Black man or the Polish man? The polish person because the Black man had to stop to write “Mother F…..” on the wall.
142. How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car? Just won if you run him over and hit him right.
143. What’s the definition of worthless? A 7’ 2” Black man with a very small prick, who can’t even play basketball.
144. Why do Blacks wear wide-brimmed hats? So pigeons can’t poop on their big lips.
145. How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t black? Ever try to take ribs from a Black Man.
146. Did you hear about the little Black kid who had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
147. What do you call a woman in the army? A WAC. What do you call a Black woman in the army? A WACCOON.
148. Why do Blacks always have sex on their minds? Because of the pubic hairs on their heads.
149. Did you hear about the new French Black restaurant? It’s called the Chez-What.
150. What do you call 4 Black men in a 57 Chevy? A blood vessel.
Below is a link to "Jokes Everybody Has Forgotten" subpage 4.