51. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.
52. How do you make a Baby float? One root beer to pick in the winter time.
53. Why do Mexicans have very large noses? For something to pick in the winter time.
54. What do gays refer to hemorrhoids as? Speed bumps.
55. How does a Jewish American Princess do it doggie style? She makes him beg for an hour or so.
56. What did the worm say to the caterpillar? Where did you do to get that fur coat?
57. What’s the difference between a women’s tennis team and a tribe of smart pigmies? The pigmies are a tribe of cunning runts.
58. Why is a moped and a fat lady similar? They’re both fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to see you on either of them.
59. What’s the best thing that you can give to an 80 year-old woman? Mikey…he’ll eat anything!
60. What do you call a Black man in a tree? A branch manager.
61. Who are the most famous Black Women in history? Aunt Jemima and some Black Hooker.
62. Why don’t pigmies wear tampons? They keep stepping on the string.
63. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
64. What do you call lipstick for Blacks? Mop and Glo.
65. What do you do with dead Blacks in Florida? They skin them and use them for wet suits.
66. What do spaghetti and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
67. Did you hear the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots? They’re going to play it backwards so that it has a happy ending.
68. What’s the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss.
69. If your ancestors came over on a boat, how did herpes come over? On the Captains dingy.
70. What do you call a guy in a wheelchair? Rollaids.
71. Why is pubic hair curly? If it were straight it would poke your eyes out.
72. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
73. What do you call a cow that’s playing with himself? Beef Strokenoff.
74. Why did they cancel Driver’s Ed in Mexico? The donkey died.
75. What’s green and red and goes 1000 miles an hour? Kermit in a blender
76. What green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
77. What’s old and wrinkled and smells like Ginger? Fred Astaire’s face.
78. Why don’t Polish people eat M&M’s? They have a hard time opening the package and peeling them.
79. What’s the definition of an African momeback? The Black that rides on the back of the garbage truck yelling momeback, momeback.
80. What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Manipulating the wheelchair.
81. What’s the definition of a perfect woman? One that after your done screwing her, turns in to a six-pack and three of your bests friends.
82. Why do Black people smell? So blind people can hate them to.
83. What’s the definition of a Lesbian? Just another damn woman trying to do a man’s job.
84. What’s the difference between a genealogist and gynecologist? The genealogist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your family bush.
85. Why are cowgirls bowlegged? Because cowboys like to eat with their hats always on.
86. Why are there no gynecologists in Poland? Because they don’t know how to read lips.
87. What’s the most useless thing on a Polish woman? A Polish man.
88. What’s the definition of virginity? A big issue over a little tissue.
89. Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? To smell like big girls.
90. Why haven’t they cremated Colonel Sanders yet? They can’t decide to do him regular or extra crispy.
91. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because their fingers are so big.
92. How was copper wire invented? By two Jews fighting over a penny.
93. Why did the elephant wear tennis? Because elevennies were too big.
94. What do you get when you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
95. Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? So he wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.
96. Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other hand.
97. What do you call a Jewish woman’s water bed? The Dead Sea.
98. What’s yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.
99. Why do Blacks keep their fly open? In case they want to count to eleven.
100. What would Princess Grace be doing if she were alive today? Scratching on the lid of her casket.
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