The Ant Miner Man Bitcoin Geek

The Ant Miner Man Bitcoin Geek

Introduction

The comedy story entitled “The Ant Miner Man Bitcoin Geek” starts off with a character that is very careless with money. In fact, he has no gull when it comes to saving any of his hard earnings. In other words, he more or less is a spend thrift meaning that he is not thrifty, cheap, stingy, nor nifty nevertheless. The story starts at the Ant Miner Man Bitcoin Geek’s House where he is cloud mining and pool mining cryptocurrencies.

His has some reasons to set his mind on to something, although he soon finds a reason to check out some things on the internet. And when he starts searching the internet, he sees an Ant and Spondoolies Bitcoin Miner. Soon he sees a cloud mining platform with Lifetime Cryptocurrencies and there is a free sign up offer that he jumps on. Then all of a sudden, he gets this craving which is to make more money through cryptocurrencies.

The worst of his enemies becomes his girlfriend who decides to go in to competition with him and her sister joins in. He plans to join a few cloud mining places, although his girlfriend starts putting up solar panels acting like she is going to save electricity. He gets a few cryptocurrency wallets and is fatigued by them all cursing and swearing at the computer monitor. Next his girlfriend sets up a storage barn in the backyard and secretly hooks up some mining rigs to a Bitcoin pool.

Now he wonders why she is always coming back home with different solar gadgets when most of them are also bitcoin mining rigs. His girlfriend ends up with millions when his mining clouds were fake scams with expensive hash power equipment to rent for a lifetime or a period of time. The worst time he has is trying to get his bitcoin back by nearly flying over seas to beat the crap out of one of the cloud miners.

Finally he learns never to splurge on cryptocurrencies ever again. The IRS man says he’s alright and doesn’t have to pay any taxes and that the cloud miners were bitcoin poker players. He and his girlfriend open up a hash farm. And then they both become Ant Mining Bitcoin Geeks!

PROLOGUE

The comedy story entitled “The Ant Miner Man Bitcoin Geek” begins with the Bitcoin Geek spending too much money at the general merchandising store. He is at one that is similar to one that also carries groceries nonetheless. He can’t stop but pick things up to look at that have a sales price of some kind of discount.

Then when he gets home he seems to find himself on the internet checking out most of the great cyber deals that come on the internet. In fact, this is cyber week right after Black Friday and he has already spent lots of money on his Christmas shopping list. But soon he seems something that catches his eye which happens to be cryptocurrency mining such as Bitcoin. And then he sees a free Bitcoin Cloud Mining Site that he decides to jump in right away.

And immediately he decides to sign up, although he has to pick a username and password for his cryptocurrency mining account. It takes a while to set up because he continually has problems even setting up his SMS text and the Authenticator token. But soon afterwards, he finds himself mining the main cryptocurrency which happens to be Bitcoin, of course.

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