By Joachim Bartoll https://bartoll.se/2025/06/covid-19-vaccine-detox/ MP3 OF ARTICLE
Here are 20 key takeaway points from the provided sources, each supported by three sentences:
Rejection of the Immune System Concept
The sources explicitly state that "we do not have an immune system".
Instead, the body is described as possessing only a "detoxification system".
When something foreign enters the body that it cannot break down and use, it is perceived as a toxin, which the body then attempts to neutralize and expel.
Vaccines are Deemed Toxic and Harmful
All vaccines are described as "extremely toxic and very harmful".
The underlying concept of vaccines, from this perspective, is based on their toxicity, which is believed to trigger and strengthen a non-existent immune defense system.
Taking a vaccine is said to result in "increased toxicity and damage in the body".
Skepticism Regarding Covid-19 Vaccine Composition and Efficacy
The Covid-19 vaccine is labeled a "toxic concoction" that allegedly caused health deterioration, including blood clots and death, in a portion of recipients.
Claims that mRNA or viral vectors instruct cells to produce a protein for an immune response are dismissed as "complete bollocks" and "theoretical science".
The actual contents of the "new 'mRNA' vaccines" are stated to be unknown, apart from toxins, and are speculated to be nanotechnology or "simply nothing at all".
"Detox Supplements" are Considered Worthless Scams
Any "detox supplement" is explicitly called "totally worthless and a scam".
Such supplements are believed to interfere with the body's natural detoxification processes.
Unless it is animal-based food, anything consumed will cause a stress response that shuts down detoxification and healing.
Natural Detoxification and Healing through Diet and Fasting
Detoxing is a natural, ongoing process in the body, which can be accelerated by fasting.
For those who believe they received a vaccine, the only advised action is to nourish the body with "species-appropriate foods" to allow it to detoxify and heal.
Fasting is recommended as a means to speed up detoxification and cell regeneration, provided one is "fully nourished going into a fast".
Rejection of Virus and Contagion Theories
The sources emphatically state that "viruses do not exist" and "contagion does not exist".
The idea that individuals can become "sick" through "transmission" is rejected.
The concept of "Germs, Viruses, Contagion, Disease" is broadly categorized as "Lies".
The "Spike Protein" Concept is Deemed a Misconception
The "spike protein" is described as an alleged fragment observed in a vaporized toxic cell culture under an electron microscope in the 1960s.
The narrative surrounding "spike proteins" is likened to a "comic book for small children".
The claim by pharmaceutical companies that they use synthetic spike proteins to deliver mRNA in vaccines is also presented within this skeptical framework.
The Covid-19 "Pandemic" is Characterized as Staged and Fake
The global health event is consistently referred to as "the staged and fake pandemic".
It is asserted that "at least 80% of all vaccine vials were simply a saline solution," implying a manufactured scarcity and deception.
The article itself is categorized under topics such as "Virus Scam" and "The Virus Germ Theory Lie".
The Concept of "Controlled Opposition" and Mass Deception
The sources claim that during the "staged and fake pandemic," "two sides within the sleeping masses" were created and deceived.
Both those who believed in viruses and took vaccines, and those who were "anti-vaccine" but consumed other "ridiculous solutions," were "severely deceived".
This strategy is described as "duality" and "controlling both sides, both opposites," to "divide and conquer".
Critique of Mainstream Media and Public Figures as "Gatekeepers" or "Puppets"
CNN is identified as "Jesuit-controlled" and a "gatekeeper for the leftist/liberals".
Fox News is similarly labeled a "gatekeeper for the sleeping masses on the right".
Public figures such as Meghan McCain, Donald Trump, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are depicted as "puppets" used to control and string along the "dumba-downed" masses.
Advocacy for an Animal-Based (Carnivore) Diet
The author strongly promotes an "Our Species-Appropriate, Species-Specific Natural Diet" that is animal-based.
Veganism is criticized and stated to be "Destroyed," with "retarded vegans" consuming saponins mentioned as being worse off.
An inappropriate plant-based diet is linked to a "heavy toxic load," causing toxins to be stored in fat cells or attach to tissues, leading to damage.
All "Diseases" Originate from Internal Toxicity and Diet
The sources contend that "all ‘diseases’ are created from within from damage from toxins and the wrong kind of food".
Symptoms commonly associated with illness, such as cold-like or flu-like symptoms, are interpreted as signs of the body's detoxification and healing processes in response to a large toxic onslaught.
An unhealthy diet can lead to toxins being stored in fat cells, attaching to tissues, or forcing the body to form tumors around them for protection.
Skepticism of "Nutrition Science" as Ideology
A core belief presented is that "Nutrition Science is Nutrition Ideology".
The author lists "Diet-, Nutrition Information and Scams" as an area of focus, suggesting widespread deception within this field.
The author, Joachim Bartoll, identifies himself as an "Animal-based nutritionist since 2018," positioning his approach against conventional nutrition science.
The Author's Extensive Background and Transformative Healing Journey
Joachim Bartoll possesses over 32 years of experience as an elite-level trainer, coach, nutritionist, and body transformation specialist, having worked with more than 1100 clients.
He considers his 17 years of studies in Western "Modern" Medicine and Pharmacology as "wasted studies".
He claims to have healed his own cancer, failing organs, asthma, and allergies since 2018 by studying Biology, Microbiology, Biochemistry, The Terrain Theory, and German New Medicine.
The Author's Role as a "Truth-Seeker" and Critic of the Occult
Joachim Bartoll identifies himself as a "truth-seeker at heart" and an "observer of the occult (know your enemy)".
He states that everything he writes is based on his "thoughts, views and speculations based on my experiences, knowledge and what I see daily".
He founded an "uncensored online-community at Ungovernable.se" for individuals interested in "seeking the truth" and discussing information.
Rejection of Conventional Medical and Scientific Consensus
Statements made by "vaccine experts" and "infectious disease expert[s]" are frequently dismissed as "nonsense," "retarded," "complete bollocks," and "evil lies".
Concepts foundational to modern biology, such as DNA and mRNA, are referred to as "theoretical science".
The author claims to have "debunked all these silly claims hundreds of times".
The World as a Stage Controlled by Elite Families
A central tenet is the belief that "the world's a stage controlled by the elite families and their puppets".
This worldview encompasses events like the "staged and fake pandemic" and the manipulation of public figures.
The author's content includes a "Quick Start: The World Playbook as We Know It" section, implying a detailed understanding of this alleged control.
The Limited Number of "Awakened" Individuals
The author asserts that those who truly understand "everything has been inverted, that everything is deception and lies" are "very few, likely less than 5%".
These "real awakened ones" are purportedly conditioned by both "camps of the sleeping masses" to be viewed as "crazy; as outcasts".
This dynamic is described as a deliberate strategy to "divide and conquer" and play people against each other.
Critique of "Western 'Modern' Medicine" and Pharmaceutical Industry
The author explicitly refers to his 17 years of studies in Western "Modern" Medicine and Pharmacology as "wasted studies".
He attributes his own health recovery to alternative approaches like The Terrain Theory and German New Medicine, contrasting them with conventional medicine.
The pharmaceutical industry is frequently depicted as "evil" and is associated with the creation of "toxic remedies" and "drugs" that are part of the deception.
Call for Individual Responsibility and Belief in the Body's Natural Processes
For those who feel they have been deceived after taking vaccines or any other health concern, the primary advice is to "Believe in your body, in nature".
The emphasis is on nourishing the body, cleaning up diet and lifestyle, and utilizing fasting to allow the body to detoxify and heal itself.
This approach is presented as true for "any kind of illness or condition," as all "diseases" are believed to stem from internal damage due to toxins and improper food.