“Be nice to people on your way up because you will meet them on your way down.”
― Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.”
― Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
“To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.”
― Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
“If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.”
― Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.”
― Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."
― Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant".
― Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave".
― Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought".
― Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)