W.C. Fields

believe in beer

“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”

― W.C. Fields​ (1880-1946)

cook wine

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

― W.C. Fields​ (1880-1946)

brilliance bullshit

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”

― W.C. Fields​ (1880-1946)

rich poor man money

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money”

― W.C. Fields​ (1880-1946)

women crazy degree

“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.”

― W.C. Fields​ (1880-1946)

vote for against

“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”

― W.C. Fields​ (1880-1946)

upstream downstream dead live fish

“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”

― W.C. Fields​ (1880-1946)