“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
― W.C. Fields (1880-1946)
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields (1880-1946)
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”
― W.C. Fields (1880-1946)
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money”
― W.C. Fields (1880-1946)
“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.”
― W.C. Fields (1880-1946)
“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”
― W.C. Fields (1880-1946)
“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”
― W.C. Fields (1880-1946)