“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out."
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"What have future generations ever done for us?"
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"I cannot say that I don't disagree with you."
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"Budget: a way of going broke methodically."
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house."
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce."
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
”I’ve worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”
— Groucho Marx (1890-1977)