P.G. Wodehouse
age of eleven women - man seventies
“At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.”
― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)
intelligence - mouth - eat
“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”
― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)
fun - immoral illegal fattening
“Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)
gray hair cure - guillotine
“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”
― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)
will of iron - switched off
“It is true of course, that I have a will of iron, but it can be switched off if the circumstances seem to demand it.”
― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)
detach from the world
“I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it.”
― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)
man's character - play golf
“To find a man's true character, play golf with him. ”
― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)
An apple a day - aimed - doctor away
“An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.”
― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)