P.G. Wodehouse

age of eleven women - man seventies

“At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.”

― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)

intelligence - mouth - eat

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”

― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)

fun - immoral illegal fattening

“Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.”

― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)

gray hair cure - guillotine

“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”

― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)

will of iron - switched off

“It is true of course, that I have a will of iron, but it can be switched off if the circumstances seem to demand it.”

― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)

detach from the world

“I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it.”

― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)

man's character - play golf

“To find a man's true character, play golf with him. ”

― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)

An apple a day - aimed - doctor away

“An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.”

― P.G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)