Woody Allen

death afraid happen

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

― Woody Allen

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“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

― Woody Allen

God laugh tell plans

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

― Woody Allen

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“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”

― Woody Allen

watching government surveiiance

“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”

― Woody Allen

confidence understand problem

“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”

― Woody Allen

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“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”

― Woody Allen

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“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”

― Woody Allen

glass half full poison

"I see the glass half full...but of poison."

― Woody Allen

God cruel incompetent

"God is either cruel or incompetent."

― Woody Allen

mangel utdannelse moralsk forfall

"Hans mangel på utdannelse blir mer enn oppveid av hans energisk utviklede moralske forfall"

—Woody Allen

american death optional

“Americans believe death is optional.”

—Woody Allen

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"The most expensive sex is free sex"

― Woody Allen