“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen
“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
― Woody Allen
“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”
― Woody Allen
“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
― Woody Allen
“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”
― Woody Allen
“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”
― Woody Allen
“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”
― Woody Allen
"I see the glass half full...but of poison."
― Woody Allen
"God is either cruel or incompetent."
― Woody Allen
"Hans mangel på utdannelse blir mer enn oppveid av hans energisk utviklede moralske forfall"
—Woody Allen
“Americans believe death is optional.”
—Woody Allen
"The most expensive sex is free sex"
― Woody Allen