“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
"If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got"
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“They did not know it was impossible so they did it”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory"
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
"Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run."
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards."
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
"The glory which is built upon a lie soon becomes a most unpleasant incumbrance. … How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and how hard it is to undo that work again!"
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
"It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)
“It’s not the things you don’t know that hurt you. It’s the things you think you know but just ain’t so.”
― Mark Twain (1835–1910)