Jarod Kintz

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“One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.”

― Jarod Kintz

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“Abstain from reading comedy or other government economic statistics.”

― Jarod Kintz

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“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.”

― Jarod Kintz

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“I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one?”

― Jarod Kintz

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“Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.”

― Jarod Kintz

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“What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two.”

― Jarod Kintz

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“When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose.”

― Jarod Kintz

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“Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.”

― Jarod Kintz

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“Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows.”

― Jarod Kintz

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“Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.”

― Jarod Kintz

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“In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.”

― Jarod Kintz