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~Returning Characters~
James, Butch, Forrest, Jackson, Wallace, Miss Prima, and Johanna
Original Date of Post: 10/26/2008
Narrator: It is known that if you make a little shrine for loved ones you’ve recently lost on Halloween, their spirit will be at peace. (Coughs) Don’t listen to me; I get high on a daily basis! I have no idea what I’m doing here! But this episode does have a special feel to it…
Misty: Okay, run this by me again.
Winona: I’m going to have a séance!
Misty: Why the hell are you doing that? Wait, why are you telling me this?
Winona: The person who’s going to do it for me wants a total of five people with me.
Misty: I really don’t feel comfortable doing this.
Winona: Please Misty! You and Marisa are my closest friends around. It’s bad enough that Lanette is at law school far away. You guys are the only ones I can trust! Please Misty, help me out on this one.
Misty: Alright, I guess it won’t kill me if I do this.
Winona: Thank you Misty! Do you think Ash will come along?
Misty: We shall see! (The door opens)
Marisa: What’s going on in here?
Winona: Whoa!
Misty: What the hell did you do to your hair?
Marisa: What? Oh, you noticed my pink highlights? What do you think?
Misty: I never knew you to do something so spontaneous like that.
Marisa: What? Do you think I should have gone with green hair?
Misty: Ugh…
Marisa: Kidding! Well I just did this on the spur of the moment. I’m just experimenting!
Winona: As long as these experiments don’t lead to an arrest or anything like that. But in any case, I love your new style.
Marisa: Thanks Winona! So what brings you here? Don’t tell me Misty is making you go on another date?
Misty: No, Winona wants to throw together a séance so she can connect with Wallace.
Marisa: Now what idiot put that idea in your head?
Winona: That idiot happens to be your good friend Marcus.
Marisa: Why am I not surprised?
Winona: In any case, I would love to have you come too. We’re having it on Halloween night.
Marisa: Huh? You know, I really don’t believe in that sort of thing.
Misty: If I have to go along with this, you do too!
Marisa: Ugh! Fine! (Thinking) But that’s not going to stop me from sneaking off to the party downstairs!
Winona: Perfect! You can bring Tracey along if you like.
Marisa: I don’t think so. Tracey’s away for the week and won’t be back until after Halloween. So who else is coming to this?
Winona: Well I have you and Misty and Marcus, so that’s three. And if we’re lucky, Ash and Brock will come!
Misty: I have to ask again, are you sure you want to go through with this?
Winona: I have to see if it works Misty. Besides, I already paid Marcus an upfront charge of a hundred bucks.
Marisa: (Thinking) She got ripped off! (At Marcus’s house)
Marcus: Got everything I need for Halloween! Lion’s mask, the Séance for Dummies book, and my new DVD pack of Sailor Moon! Whoo! Look at the legs on Sailor Mercury! (Knock on the door) Go away! I’m doing homework!
Mother: Marcus, are you in here?
Marcus: I’m a little busy! (The door opens) Ah! (Turns off television)
Kelly: Thanks again! Marcus, what are you doing?
Marcus: Who me? I was um…Well, I was just…Oh, never mind me! Hey, did you pick out a Halloween costume yet?
Kelly: Uh…Oh yeah I did! I brought it by to try it on and show you! I’m going to be a belly dancer!
Marcus: You’re not going as Jennifer Hudson this year?
Kelly: Erika borrowed my wig a couple of months ago, and never gave it back.
Marcus: It’s a damn shame that I won’t be around to see it.
Kelly: Why not?
Marcus: I have a calling! I’m performing a séance on Halloween night.
Kelly: Do you even know how to do one of those?
Marcus: Don’t tell me you doubt the great Marcus-ipus!
Kelly: It’s just that I never knew you were able to perform those acts.
Marcus: (Giggles) Well it’s a one time thing!
Kelly: As in this is your first time? (Marcus gives a nervous laugh) Thought so!
Marcus: Well it’s too late to back out now! I already accepted the job, and the hundred dollar payment up front.
Kelly: A hundred dollars? What in the world are you going to do with that kind of money?
Marcus: Well there were a few things I needed to get for my services. If this procedure is going to be done right, I need to take the highest precautions. (Halloween morning)
Drew: (Sighs) I can’t believe I’m here on Halloween.
James: I know what you mean. It sucks that everyone else requested this time off and that we have to be the replacements. If I would have known that Jessie’s father was going to be such a slave driver, I would have never worked here.
Drew: Jessie’s father is our boss? But she looks nothing like…
James: She’s adopted. (Sighs) Damn it all. Halloween is supposed to be our fun night.
Drew: Yeah, too bad we can’t ditch today!
James: I know! There’s this party at the Cerulean dorms for Halloween! They’ve got a live performer, a deejay, the works!
Drew: Damn and we have to pull a double shift!
Boss: HEY! Quit talking and get back to work! (The door slams)
James: Looks like it’s time for us to pull a little trick or treat.
Drew: What do you mean?
James: We’re going to have a little fun!
Drew: Laxatives?
James: I used this last April Fools Day on my roommate Biff! Poor guy was on the toilet for six hours straight. That’ll teach him not to steal my toothbrush ever again. (Phone rings) Hello!
Butch: Hey jerk-bag! The name is Butch! (Hangs up)
Drew: Does he always call you like that?
James: Sometimes. So here’s the plan! We put this wonderful little laxative in the boss’s coffee and once he makes his way into the bathroom, we put the closed sign up and go on our happy way!
Drew: Why do I sense that this is going to go horribly wrong?
James: It’ll be fine as long as you shut the hell up and go with the plan! (At May’s apartment)
Max: Come on Sis! You’ve got to take me!
May: Max, I’m not going to take you trick-or-treating. Besides, can’t you ask Mom to take you?
Max: She’s working tonight and Dad’s away on a new movie.
May: Can’t you go by yourself?
Max: Now you know I can’t do that! Mom says I’m supposed to go with a group of friends or be taken by a family member.
May: How they think that you’re responsible enough to skip middle school and go to high school, but still want you to get a chaperone for Halloween night, I will never know. (Sighs) You know, I think you are getting too old for trick-or-treating. I guess I have no choice!
Max: Yay! Thank you May! Hey, you can go dressed up as the grim reaper! Black is very sliming for people like you.
May: YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! (Max runs out of the apartment)
Max: Nice going Max! You had to make that wise crack about your sister’s weight. Is it my fault that she’s gained weight since having Sara?
Forrest: You know if you keep talking to yourself like that, people are going to think that you’re crazy.
Max: Forrest, what are you doing?
Forrest: Getting a few things ready for Halloween! I can finally go off by myself and do my own thing for Halloween and not tag along with my younger siblings.
Max: Lucky!
Forrest: You can come with me if you’d like tonight!
Max: You mean it? That would be so great! Now I don’t have to go with my sister.
Forrest: Great! I’ll meet you outside this apartment complex. (A little later at the cafeteria)
James: What did I tell you? Worked like a charm! (Grunting in the bathroom)
Drew: Geez, even May didn’t make that much noise grunting when she gave birth.
James: Alright then! Let’s have the time of our lives!
Drew: I thought we were just going to trick him with the laxatives! I didn’t think that we’d really leave our post.
James: That’s part two of the plan. He’s going to stay on the toilet for a good two hours with how many of these damn things I put in his coffee. We can go out and relax away from this establishment of oppression for two hours.
Drew: Well I don’t know…
James: Fine! Stay here and be a wet blanket while I go have some fun. I mean, we haven’t had that many people come in for food. It’s Sunday and Halloween no less, there isn’t going to be anybody else coming. So are you in or out?
Drew: Well… (He turns the sign to closed) I’m in! So where are we going?
James: To the movies! They’re going to play Friday the 13th!
Drew: Which one?
James: The original!
Drew: Okay, just the movie and that’s it! No side trips! (Two hours later in front of the cafeteria)
James: Nothing like a good Friday the 13th movie to wake you up!
Drew: You sure woke me up! Not even Mariah Carey hit notes that high!
James: Hardy-har-har! Huh? That’s odd, I don’t hear the boss.
Drew: Something doesn’t feel right! We better go back there to see if he’s okay!
James: What the? You expect us to go back there after his ass has been on that toilet for two hours? You’re out of your God-damn mind! (They walk into his office) Hey Boss… (Drew gasps) HOLY SHIT!
Drew: Oh man, he’s on the ground! Oh man, he’s not moving! He’s dead! The boss is dead!
James: We don’t know that! For all we know he could be knocked out! Yeah, he just passed out!
Drew: How many of these capsules did you give him?
James: Feel his pulse!
Drew: I’m not getting a pulse!
James: He’s pretty white! Oh shit! We’re murderers!
Drew: You idiot! I knew I shouldn’t have listened to you. Just when I started to get my life back on track, you screw it up for me!
James: Not a problem! We just have to come up with a perfect alibi and stash the body somewhere.
Drew: We’re going to get caught!
James: Look, as long as we stay to our stories and no one sees us with the body, we’ll be fine. I’ve got an idea! Get some of those black trash bags from the back. After that, I want you to drive your car to the back and wait for me to come out.
Drew: God, I hate you! (That night outside May’s apartment)
Forrest: Glad to have you join us tonight Max. Very cute…Ninja Turtle costume! (Thinking) My eight year old brother has that same one.
Max: What are you guys supposed to be?
Forrest: We’re keeping it simple this year. (Puts on a mask) I’m Richard Nixon!
Riley: I’m Ronald Reagan!
Conway: And I’m Henry Kissinger! (They glare at him) The store ran out of president masks and this is all they had left!
Riley: You’ve got the supplies?
Forrest: Yup! And all of you are wearing comfortable and easy-to-move in shoes?
All: Yeah!
Forrest: And do you have the list of victims?
Conway: I kept a record for you guys and got Mapquest directions.
Forrest: What did I do before you Conway?
Max: So are these the best houses to go trick-or-treating?
Forrest: I guess you can say that! (Flashing lights) Ah, the cops ditch the supplies!
Max: Relax, it’s just my sister’s fiancé! (Drew pulls up)
Drew: Hey Max, what are you doing here?
Max: Going trick-or-treating with friends.
Drew: Well be careful. (They walk away) Let’s go!
James: Sure your girlfriend won’t interrogate us?
Drew: Just shut up and follow my lead! (Moments later inside)
May: Where are you going with those flashlights and shovels?
Drew: I’m helping James at his house. I’ll be back a little later.
May: Seems a little late to do garden work.
James: Stop interrogating us woman! Don't you have a baby to attend to?
May: (Angrily) What was that?
Drew: Oh, don’t mind him! You know how James is! He is dating Jessie after all so you know how edgy he gets.
May: Right! I’ll see you later. (At the dorms)
Brock: I’m all for helping Winona and I am semi-curious into seeing an actual séance. But I don’t understand why it has to be done in my room!
Ash: Is there a problem with that?
Brock: Not really, I’m just not comfortable with it in general! Well, I hope that this doesn’t take long! I want to get to that party downstairs and so I can be seen with a bunch of hot babes in costumes.
Ash: You know, I don’t think people are going to take you seriously when you’re dressed like a pimp. (The door knocks)
Marcus: The spirits have brought me here!
Misty: Actually, we helped him get here!
Winona: Let’s get the show on the road!
Marcus: Wait a second! I see Ash, Misty, Brock…Hey! Where the hell is Marisa?
Misty: I don’t know! I really haven’t seen her all afternoon!
Marcus: Damn it! I’m on the clock! (Upstairs)
Marisa: Damn it, I’m running late! (She starts running)
Grace: Whoa, where’s the fire? (She stops)
Marisa: Sorry Grace, I’m late for something.
Grace: So you’re not going downstairs for the Halloween party? Erika is singing!
Marisa: As in Erika is singing alone? You and Kelly aren’t in this? Oh, I’ve got to see this for myself. (Thinking) They won’t mind if I’m a few minutes late! (Back in Brock’s room)
Winona: Damn it Marisa! You’re supposed to be here by now!
Marcus: I should have known! (Knock on door) Finally! (Opens door) Kelly?
Kelly: Honey! You left your turban!
Winona: You’ll do! Get in here!
Kelly: What am I doing? You’re not going to make me a virgin sacrifice are you? Because I know a better virgin who we all know isn’t going to get any action for as long as he lives.
Brock: Screw you!
Winona: We need a fifth person for the séance!
Kelly: Oh, okay! I’ve never been in a séance, but I’m interested! (They all sit in a circle)
Marcus: SPIRITS OF THE SKY! HEAR OUR PLEA! We wish to speak to someone on the other side of the gate!
Ash: Other side of the gate?
Brock: He must have been watching Full Metal Alchemist again.
Marcus: I must have silence! We wish to speak to Wallace, who was taken from this world two years ago by that ruthless bastard Jackson! LET US SPEAK TO HIM! (The window opens by itself and Marcus chants)
Misty: Huh? How did it open by itself?
Marcus: The spirit is here.
Winona: Wallace? (Ash groans)
Ash: I feel weird! (He falls down)
Misty: Ash! (In the basement)
Marisa: When is that Prima Donna going to come out and sing?
Grace: I don’t know! But you’ve got to enjoy this music.
Marisa: (Sarcastic) Yeah! I just love listening to great songs and have them cut, butchered, and bleeped out!
Grace: Oh, it wasn’t that bad!
Marisa: (Sighs) I would have thought that now we’re in college, over the age of 18, and away from our parents, we’d be able to listen to unedited music. This is an injustice!
Grace: I should have known. (Erika comes on stage) ALRIGHT! NOW IT’S A SHOW! (Cheering and applause)
Erika:
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match,
Find me a find, catch me a catch,
Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book…
Marisa: I knew this was too good to be true.
Grace: I don’t think this crowd is into musicals.
Erika:
…And find me some cute hunks! (Rap beat begins)
I like them black, I like them white
Hispanic, Asian, Muslim, alright!
Doctors, lawyers, policeman,
No pimps, players, or conmen!
I need a smart man, for my momma
Not one to start me drama!
Marisa: Who’d a thought? She raps like Jay-Z and has a voice like Gwen Stefani!
Grace: Well, she’s got the crowd hopping! (Back in the room)
Misty: Ash, Ash, wake up! (Shakes him) Marcus, if Ash never wakes up again, I will break your legs!
Marcus: I’m sorry Misty. But we agreed that if Ash were to die, I would take care of you in his place. But since I have a girlfriend, the alternate is Brock.
Misty: Brock? ASH, WAKE UP, DAMN IT! (Ash opens his eyes)
Ash: (Strange voice) Huh? Winona? Is that you?
Winona: (Gasps) Wallace? (She walks towards him) Wallace…
Ash: Winona, it is you. I thought I would never see you again. (He starts to choke her)
Winona: (Gasping) Wallace…What are you?
Misty: Stop it Wallace!
Ash: I’m not Wallace! Don’t you understand? I’m Jackson! (All gasp)
Brock: Wait a second! You’re not supposed to be dead!
Jackson: I guess you haven’t been reading the newspapers. I’ve been dead for a good year now. While I was serving my sentence for my crime, I got severely depressed. This, lead up to a suicide! But now that I’m back through your friend here, I will take you Winona. At last, we shall be together! You and me, the way I imagined it. (Chokes her) I’ll see you on the other side!
Misty: Get off her! (They grab onto him)
Winona: (Silently) No! It can’t happen! It can’t happen again! (Flashback to her senior prom)
Wallace: Winnie, I don’t want this night to ever end.
Winona: Me neither. I’m sorry you had to see me so angry Wallace. It’s just that kid got on my last nerve and I had to say something.
Wallace: No need to explain. Somebody needed to put him in his place after all he's done.
Winona: I love you Wallace.
Wallace: Oh Winnie, soon we’ll graduate and we’ll go off to college together. (End of flashback)
Winona: (Gasps) Wallace. (She falls to the ground)
Misty: Winona!
Kelly: TAKE THAT! (She hits Ash on the head with a book)
Misty: Tie him to the bed with duck tape! Marcus, do another one of your spells or whatever to lure Jackson out of my boyfriend’s body.
Marcus: You’ve got it Misty! One exorcism coming right up! (Flips through the book)
Misty: It’s going to take more than being hit with a history book to get Jackson’s spirit out. (Outside Miss Prima’s house)
Forrest: That’s a nice job you did on Miss Prima’s house.
Riley: The bitch had it coming after she gave me a C on my report of Julius Caesar.
Max: Hey guys, there are a lot of nice people giving away awesome goodies.
Forrest: Good for you Max. Conway, what’s our next stop?
Conway: Next stop, Miss Agatha and it’s just a few blocks from here.
Forrest: Excellent! We’re making great time tonight. (A light comes on) Uh-oh!
Miss Prima: Who’s out there!? (Gasp) WHO DID THIS TO MY HOUSE?
Riley: Run for it!
Max: But where are we going?
Forrest: Far away from here!
Riley: Quick, into those bushes! (In another yard)
Forrest: We should be alright in here. I’ll give the sign when the coast is clear.
Max: Why are we in the bushes?
Riley: It’s just a game we like to play. Stay in the bushes as long as you can and the person who can pull that off the longest wins. (Conway looks at a house)
Conway: Oh…
Forrest: What the…What the hell are you doing Conway?
Max: He’s going to lose!
Conway: Look at the rack on that chick in the window. (Riley runs out)
Riley: (Whispering) Get back here before we get caught! (Woman screams)
Forrest: Run for it! God and people think that I’m a pervert! (Inside the house)
Johanna: Dawn, lock the doors and call the police. Some pervert was trying to peep at me through the window!
Dawn: What? (Nearby)
Riley: That was a close one.
Forrest: What the hell is the matter with you?
Conway: You should have seen it you guys. This chick was stacked. Double D’s!
Forrest: I don’t care if it was the reincarnation of Anna Nicole Smith, I…Did you say double d's? Me likey!
Conway: Strange too. She looked like an older version of Daw…I mean a girl know, who is not named Dawn.
Riley: Right! (Police sirens) Uh-oh! The police act fast!
Forrest: Let’s get the hell out of here! (Back in Drew’s car)
Drew: You’ve been having me drive around for an hour now!
James: I know. I just can’t think of any place to dump the body that won’t end up with us getting caught by the police.
Drew: Keeping him in my trunk isn’t helpful.
James: Let’s go back to work. We can stash his body in the freezer and whoever shows up for tomorrow’s shift will find the body and we’ll be in the clear. (Pulls into the parking lot)
Drew: What the hell?
James: What’s wrong with that plan?
Drew: I’m not going on about your plan. Look who’s outside our work!
James: It’s the boss! IT’S A ZOMBIE!
Drew: Shut up you idiot! It’s not a zombie. Although, I have a feeling that we’ve been played for fools! (Moments later inside the cafeteria)
Boss: (Laughs) I’ve got to give it to you boys! That was a good plan.
James: So, that was a fake body?
Boss: Yup! Worked like a charm and scared you boys straight.
Drew: You don’t seem too mad about this.
Boss: Oh come on! I expect this sort of thing twice a year, on April Fools and on Halloween. All you employees do the same damn thing by putting laxatives in my coffee.
James: But you drank the coffee knowing that there were laxatives in there. We heard the grunt noises.
Drew: Please don’t be too graphic James.
Boss: Ha! Yeah I know! I drank it anyways. Rather convenient too! I’ve got a colonoscopy in a couple of days and this did the trick to clean me out. Thanks boys!
Drew: I didn’t need to hear that.
James: So, are we going to lose our jobs?
Boss: Shoot no! I love it when you all stick to the tradition of playing a trick on me. No harm done. Hey, I can take a joke every now and then. You boys take the day off tomorrow.
James: Thanks Boss!
Boss: But the next day, I’ll expect you boys here bright and early at 6am. And you can forget about getting paid for the last 48 hours.
James: At least, we still get to keep our jobs.
Drew: Go to hell James. (Back in the basement)
Grace: Man, you had the place jamming!
Erika: Well, I was pretty nervous! I mean, this was my first solo in such a long time.
Grace: It was really good! I’ll have to give Kelly a copy of the tape.
Erika: What about you, nark?
Marisa: I must say Erika that you were… (Lil Jon’s Get Low plays) Ooh, that’s my jam! I gotta dance to this!
Grace: Oh boy!
3,6,9 damn your fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low, Get Low, Get low, Get low, Get low, Get low, Get low
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my (Bleep)
To all these (Bleep) crawl (CRAWL)
To all skeet skeet (Bleep) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skeet skeet (Bleep) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
Marisa: Of all the stupidest, fucked up thing!
Erika: What’s up with her?
Grace: Don’t mess with Marisa’s favorite rap songs!
Marisa: I’m going up there!
Grace: Aren’t you forgetting something? Unedited music doesn’t appear out of thin air!
Marisa: Never underestimate me! I’ve got a few things stashed away for such an occassion! Okay, time to have a little fun! (Cynthia walks up)
Cynthia: Where do you think you’re going?
Marisa: Going to take care of a little business Cynthia.
Cynthia: I know exactly what you’re doing and I’m not going to let you do it. There is a reason why these songs are bleeped out and edited. It is for your protection!
Marisa: You sound like George Bush! Either you let me go up there, or I’ll leak word about you having a boy sleep over in your room last week. I am well aware that it is against the rules for us to have a boy sleep over for the night, but I’m not too clear on what they do to R.A’s.
Cynthia: How’d you find out, you little witch? Fine! Go up there! I'll turn my back on this just this once!
Marisa: Good! Glad you see it my way! I’ve got my version! (She runs up there and kicks the deejay off) WHO’S READY TO PARTY?! (Cheers) LET’S GET IT CRUNK WITH THE REAL MUSIC! (Cheering louder)
Cynthia: How the hell did she find out about me? How was she able to dig up dirt on me?
Grace: That’s Marisa for you. If they had her working for the CIA, we would have caught Osama Bin Laden by now. (Back in Brock’s room)
Misty: YOU IDIOT, IT’S NOT WORKING!
Marcus: I’m doing it as fast as I can Misty! Um, oh, ugh, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
Jackson: Is that the best you’ve got? (Struggling from the duck tape)
Misty: Ah! Do something! Do something!
Marcus: I don’t know! This is way beyond my real work!
Misty: Ash, you’ve got to wake up! Please Ash! (Winona opens her eyes)
Winona: Huh? Wallace? No...That wasn’t Wallace, that was Jackson. (She kneels) Please Wallace, come here! (Starts praying) Please Wallace, we need you! I need you. (Tears up) WALLACE! (Light fills the room)
Brock: Okay, now I’ve seen everything. (Jackson screams)
Jackson: NO! I just need a little more time in this body! NOOOOO! (Ash closes his eyes and Jackson’s spirit leaves the body)
Misty: Ash! (Brock groans and holds his head) Brock?
Brock: Ugh…I feel kind of funny. (Wallace’s voice) Winnie?
Winona: (Gasp) It’s you. Wallace, it is you right?
Wallace: Winnie! I’ve missed you so much. (He embraces her) How I’ve missed to hold you once more.
Winona: Oh Wallace…
Wallace: Winnie…I have been watching you for the last two years. Despite all the pain and struggles you've gone through, you still managed to get past all that. Now you have our son and you’re starting to carry on with your life.
Winona: I know you’re right. But...I miss you so much.
Wallace: As all living creatures must do, you must go on with your life. Loved ones will die, but the world will still keep spinning. You must not forget that Winnie.
Winona: I love you so much Wallace. Not a day goes by that I don't think about you.
Wallace: I miss you too. Just remember, Winnie, I’m always watching over you.
Winona: (Tears up) Oh...Wallace! (They kiss)
Kelly: Wow, too bad Brock can’t see this. Winona’s kissing him!
Misty: Yeah, but it’s really Wallace!
Kelly: Too bad! (Wallace’s spirit leaps out of Brock’s body and leaves)
Winona: Goodbye Wallace. (Ash wakes up)
Ash: Oh man! Did anybody get the license plate number?
Misty: Ash, is that you?
Ash: Yeah, it’s me!
Misty: I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE BACK TO NORMAL!
Ash: Why, was I not normal?
Marcus: Whoa! Two ghosts! I’ve got to sit down; this is all a little too crazy. (A little later in front of Miss Prima’s house)
Miss Prima: I didn’t get a good look at any of them. But I saw four shadows when I yelled.
Johanna: Well I just remember seeing two of them. One was wearing a Reagan mask and the other was wearing a Henry Kissinger.
Cop #1: We’ll keep a sharp look out for these punks.
Cop #2: Sir, one of our men located several teens in masks running up Florida St. (Outside of Forrest’s house)
Forrest: Finally, we’re here! You three can stay the night. I’ll just let Mom know. (They open the door) Hey Mom.
Lola: Hi Forrest! Did you boys have fun tonight?
Riley: It was…a blast.
Lola: Glad to hear it. Your father is still out with your brothers and sisters, so they’ll be back a little later.
Forrest: Sorry we ruined your Halloween Max.
Max: Why are you sorry? This Halloween rocked! It was a lot more fun than when I went with my sister last year. Thanks for a great time you guys!
Forrest: Not a problem. (Police sirens)
Lola: What on earth is going on outside?
Cop: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
Lola: What the?
Forrest: Crap!
Conway: We’re busted!
Riley: Damn! (Back in the dorm room)
Marisa: Sorry I’m late! (She opens the door) What happened in here?
Marcus: Oh, I’m sorry, I only speak to people who were actually here at the séance and didn’t ditch us. (She hits him) Ouch!
Marisa: Now then, what was that?
Marcus: Sorry about that!
Kelly: You should have seen it! That creep who killed Wallace, he’s dead right! So his spirit jumped into Ash’s body and almost killed Winona. Then I smacked him over the head with a book and duck taped him to the bed. Before he got loose, Wallace’s ghost appeared and took control over Brock’s body! It was so beautiful especially when he and Winona shared a sweet, romantic kiss.
Marisa: Marcus, has your girlfriend been hitting the bottle?
Misty: As strange as all of that sounds, it's all true!
Brock: I knew it! I knew I wasn’t dreaming! I did kiss Winona!
Marisa: Wow, it actually worked. You were able to pull it off Marcus? (Marcus nods) Did you faint?
Kelly: Nope! He was brave the whole time!
Marcus: See!
Kelly: Except at one point he did wet on himself! (Marcus screams)
Marisa: Something the matter Winona?
Winona: Nothing at all. It’s just that the events of this evening has given me a lot to think about. I think it's time that I stop living in the past, clutching onto the pain from that hard time. I’m ready to live my life again. To start off fresh!
Misty: That’s the spirit Winona!
Winona: Hmm. (Thinking) Even though I’ll be moving on with my life, I will never forget you Wallace. No matter what, I will always love you.
~*Preview*~
Marisa: So let me give you the skinny! This bitch on the campus radio decided to screw me over during an interview. Well let me tell you this. No one messes with Marisa! I am the H.B.I.C. around here! It’s going to be a chapter filled with plenty of political-based humor. Next time on Romance 102, Chapter Six…See you next time.
Song(s) used:
*Matchmade
*Get Low by Lil Jon
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