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~New Characters Introduced~
Casey, Greta, and Giorgio
Original Date of Post: 06/08/2008
Narrator: Where would we be without women in sports? Well…When it comes to Tennis, the men wouldn’t have Venus and Serena Williams to ogle at. And then, there’s the WNBA! Yeah, perverted men will come from all over to check out the women. But this isn’t about Brock’s little problem when he watches Marina play Volleyball! Hell, this chapter isn’t even about perverts!
Sakura: So Ash is going up against Pallet Academy today?
Misty: Yup!
Marisa: I’ve heard some rumors about their star wrestler and that this guy is in Ash’s weight class is unbeatable!
Misty: Well Ash has been doing pretty well this season. In fact, he’s been carrying the whole team to victory.
Sakura: You want to go so far as to say that?
Misty: Of course!
Sakura: You’re not just saying it because he’s your boyfriend and you feel that disagreeing with him may cause a rift in the relationship.
Misty: Now you’re just being silly!
Sakura: Alright then!
Marisa: Is that Erika over there? That is her! She's on the baseball field! I’ve got to see this! (They run to the baseball field)
Erika: Can we take a five minute break?
Casey: WHAT? We just took one five minutes ago! I have to be in top shape if I’m to ever get a shot at getting on the team!
Erika: Right! Why couldn’t I have gotten a freshman who’s into singing and acting?
Marisa: What’s going on Erika?
Erika: I’m just taking an interest in what my little freshman has in mind for a good time.
Casey: I have a name, you know!
Marisa: So I see! And since when are you into baseball Erika?
Erika: Never! Hate the sport and everything about it! Plus all the men in the major league teams are butt-ugly! But that won’t stop me from helping Casey get on the team.
Misty: Is she any good?
Erika: Watch and learn! (Pitches Casey a ball and she hits it out of the field)
Marisa: Holy crap!
Sakura: God-damn she’s good!
Marisa: Casey, you’ve got one hell of an arm! I’m sure Lt. Surge would be bending over backwards to get you on the baseball team.
Casey: Cool! Baseball is my life! I would do anything to get on the team!
Misty: I’ve never met someone who is that interested in baseball.
Casey: Absolutely. It’s been that way since I was very little and my parents took me to see the Yankees.
Sakura: And I suppose they’re your favorite team!
Casey: You’ve got it!
Misty: Isn’t that Marcus and Wally over there?
Marisa: Oh yeah. Marcus is trying to help Wally with some self-esteem issues. So he’s got Wally interested in baseball to raise that. (Nearby)
Wally: Are you sure I’ll have a chance to get on the team?
Marcus: What are you so worried about? Not that many people go out for baseball and the coach is looking for just about anybody to join.
Wally: Well, I’m not that strong, but I do like the sport of baseball.
Marcus: Hey, as long as you give it 110% then I’m sure they’ll put you on the team.
Casey: HA! It’s going to take more than just that 110% crap to get on the team! You need to put your heart and soul into every game. It’s give it all you’ve got or just go home!
Marcus: And who made you spokesperson for the game of baseball?
Casey: I did! You got a problem with that?
Erika: That’s right Marcus…Do you?
Marcus: No, I was just saying that she makes a great spokesperson for baseball.
Erika: That’s better! And by the way, I would like for you to call her spokeswoman.
Marisa: I’m surprised you boys picked baseball. I thought you boys were paranoid over the whole sport since they’re somehow in cahoots with the government.
Marcus: Little buddy, you are so wrong! It’s the NBA and the Summer Olympics that are in cahoots with the government.
Wally: It’s all right here in this…
Marisa: Okay, I don’t want to know. Sorry I brought it up.
Misty: Oh crap, Ash’s bout will be on any minute!
Marcus: This ought to be good! (Inside the gym)
Brock: Ash should be up any minute! This’ll be one hell of a match! I heard that this guy is unbeatable! You think Ash has a chance?
Morrison: Eh, Ash is such a light weight! Put me in a ring with him and I’ll wipe the floor with him!
Brock: It’s a wrestling match, not a sumo match.
Richie: Can’t you be supportive of your friend for once Morrison?
Marcus: Any bets? Any bets for today’s bout? (Everyone glares at him) What? I’m broke! I need some extra cash!
Announcer: And now representing Pallet High School, Ash Ketchum. (Applause) And representing Pallet Academy, Greta… (Microphone feedback)
Brock: A woman? Hmm…A little butch for my taste, but I think I could give her a try! Hey, if she loses, I could be her booby prize!
Marcus: A bet for you? My last twenty dollars will go on this Greta chick!
Brock: Ha, you’re on! This has to be the easiest money I’ve ever made. Ash can’t lose!
Narrator: Before Ash got into the ring, Ash was getting a little too confident for his own good and had high expectations that he was going to win in an instant. Once they were given the sign to begin wrestling, Ash got one clear shot. And after that, Greta basically wiped the floor with him. After Greta was declared the winner of the match, there was total silence from Pallet High’s side. Luckily the next day at school, Ash’s loyal friends were supportive and didn’t rip on him for getting his ass kicked by a girl.
Morrison: I can’t believe you got your ass kicked by a girl! (Laughs)
Ash: IT’S NOT FUNNY!
Morrison: (Choked up) No, of course it isn’t funny! (Laughs louder) You still got your ass kicked by a girl!
Brock: Oh leave him alone Morrison! It’s just that Greta was more skilled. (Ash glares at him) Now, that’s not to say that you aren’t skilled as well. Both of you are equally great! Well, not really seeing as she kicked your ass! But you know what I mean! (Marcus walks up)
Marcus: Good day y’all! Thanks again for the bet Brock, my wallet thanks you as well!
Brock: I hate you! My fault for thinking Ash could beat Greta!
Marcus: But he didn’t! Now I’m a happy camper!
Ash: You guys bet on me?
Marisa: You act like you’re so surprised! Marcus does this kind of thing all of the time.
Ash: So that’s it, huh? I’m surrounded by backstabbers and hypocrites!
Misty: Ash, just calm down!
Ash: Back off Misty, I’m in no mood! (Ash gets up)
Misty: Where are you going? (Ash runs off) Good grief! (After school in the theatre)
Kelly: That is pretty rough for Ash!
Grace: Yeah! I’ve already seen all of the pictures that Todd took yesterday.
Marisa: He had a pretty bad mood swing during lunch and then he just left. He swears he’s not coming back to school until this whole thing blows over! (Erika slams the door open and loudly groans) What the hell is your problem?
Erika: THAT PIG-HEADED JERK!
Grace: Speaking of mood swings. Did you have another fight with Joshua?
Erika: No! This has nothing to do with Joshua! This doesn’t even have to do with me! It’s what happened to Casey!
All: Casey?
Casey: Lt. Surge wouldn’t let me be on the baseball team because I’m a girl!
Erika: He said that baseball is a man’s sport and that she should just go to Home E.C. and bake a cake!
Grace: I’ve always hated that sexist son of a bitch!
Marisa: I thought that anyone could join the team since baseball hasn’t been split between the two genders. I guess I was oblivious to the fact that every person on the team is male. I guess I didn’t put two and two together!
Erika: Come on Nark, you’ve got to do something! You’re in good with the front office; get Principal Oak to let Casey on the baseball team!
Marisa: I’ve told you before to stop calling me a nark. I refuse to help those who call me that. More to the point, it’s not that simple. I can’t just demand to Principal Oak to just fire Surge.
Casey: Well, it was worth a shot!
Erika: We’re not going to give up that easy! We’ll protest God damn it!
Grace: Now hold on! Perhaps you could always join a league outside of school. (Casey shakes her head no) Or maybe join another sport!
Casey: I don’t want to join any other sport! It’s baseball or nothing!
Erika: You heard the lady!
Grace: I know there isn't a lot in terms of women sports. I know for a fact that Swimming is over for the season…But there’s always Volleyball or Golf.
Casey: Oh, those sports suck!
Erika: And you don’t need to join those teams! All of the girls on the Volleyball team are whores and the Golf team is full of lesbians. (Dawn and Zoey walk up)
Zoey: Hey! I’m not! (Blushes) I mean, the team isn’t full of lesbians!
Marisa: I didn’t know you two were on the Golf team.
Dawn: Well, Zoey’s a real pro at this! I’m just doing it for fun this semester and seeing how far I can go.
Zoey: Let’s get going, practice is starting!
Dawn: Right behind you! (They leave)
Casey: Back to my situation! What am I going to do? I don’t want to sit out this season!
Erika: And you won’t have to my dear!
Grace: Oh crap! You have that gleam in your eye which means you have an idea and we all know that can’t be good!
Erika: Shut your trap! (Marcus walks in)
Marcus: Oh, I have to thank you broads for today!
Erika: And why is that?
Marcus: Because of Casey, Wally was able to get on the team. Poor little guy, this will boost his self-esteem. He’s playing shortstop! I’m glad it was that and not the water-boy.
Casey: (Underneath her breath) That little church mouse! (Marcus walks away)
Erika: THAT’S IT! (Grabs Casey’s arm) Come with me! (That night at Erika’s house)
Casey: Well, maybe we should trust Principal Oak on this one. He said he'll try and do something for our case.
Erika: If that happens, I’ll do back flips. I’m afraid we resort to the next plan.
Casey: Which is?
Erika: How would you feel about dressing in disguise as a boy?
Casey: You’ve got to be friggin’ kidding me! No way!
Erika: Come on, if movies and television shows have taught me anything…
Casey: They teach you on how gullible you really are!
Erika: Oh please, no one’s going to know you’re a girl once you’re on the field. I mean, come on, you wear an A cup brazier. All you’ve got to do is sound man-like on the field. Well that, or try not to say too much.
Casey: What about my physical?
Erika: I’ve got that taken care of! I happen to have Joshua’s physical. I always keep a copy of one. (Casey groans) You never know what might happen. All I have to do is tweak the form a bit and boom, you are a shoe-in for a position on the team.
Casey: Are you sure this is legal?
Erika: It’s as legal as burning evidence for your dad’s extortion cases! (The next morning)
Grace: You can’t be serious!
Erika: I am!
Grace: There’s no way in hell that you’re going to get away with this crap! I mean, if you think you could dress…
Erika: Not too loud! The only ones who know are you two…And apparently the nark that’s hiding behind the trash cans! (Marisa walks from some garbage cans) How appropriate! A rat coming out of the garbage cans!
Marisa: I’m glad I listened to my hunch this morning. I knew you’ve come up with a stupid idea. I just didn’t realize that this was the mother of all dumb-ass ideas!
Erika: Well now that you know, you’ll have to help out with this.
Marisa: Do you have a physical for this so-called boy?
Erika: I sure do!
Marisa: Do you have a fake name on there? But, is it a name of another student in this school that isn’t really well-known?
Erika: I do now! That’s why you’re in on this!
Marisa: For now! (Quickly) Until the day we are found out and I deny any involvement in this stunt to clear my good name! (Nearby)
Brock: He’s still not back yet? Gee, he’s taking it worse than I thought.
Misty: He won’t even answer his phone or answer the door. I’m really worried about him.
Brock: I’m sure Ash will get over it soon enough. (Misty sighs)
Marisa: Ash didn’t come to school again?
Misty: I’m afraid not!
Marisa: I don’t know why he is so upset about getting beat by a girl.
Brock: Well, there is one way for Ash to redeem himself. You see, we’re going up against Pallet Academy once again in wrestling next Friday. You see we actually tied so we’re going up against them again. If Ash trains himself, he might have another shot at beating Greta.
Morrison: THAT’S GENIUS!
Brock: Where’d you come from?
Morrison: All Ashy-boy needs is to beat that super chick to be rejuvenated!
Marisa: (Sighs) This is the sort of thing that can’t be a sure quick-fix. Ash’s pride has been crushed when Greta crushed him. I mean how would you feel if you got beat up by a girl?
Morrison: I would lock myself in my room and end it all.
Misty: Now do you think Ash would be up to the challenge again?
Brock: He might. We’ll just have to wait and see! (After school)
Casey: No one is going to fall for this!
Erika: Hey, I’m already convinced that you’re a dude! Now enough of this and get on that field and show them what you can do! But just remember to act like a guy! Spit, curse, belch, and fart if you need to! (On the baseball field)
Casey: (Gruff voice) I’m here to try out for the team!
Lt. Surge: Hmm. You look a little small! Alright boy, let’s see your physical! (Casey hands over the paper) Hmm…Alright Jimmy, just pick the bat up and I’ll have Giorgio toss you a pitch! (Casey walks over to the plate)
Giorgio: Let’s see if this guy can hit! (He throws the ball and Casey knocks it out of the field) Holy crap!
Lt. Surge: Strike that last short comment I made, you’re on the team! (Casey gasps)
Casey: (Thinking) I did it! I can’t believe these guys fell for the disguise!
Giorgio: I can’t believe you can actually hit home-runners like that! It is an honor to meet you Jimmy. My name is Giorgio!
Casey: (Blushes) Um… (Thinking) Oh man, what a hunk! (The next morning)
Erika: See, didn’t I tell you guys it would work?
Grace: I don’t know how you pulled it off!
Kelly: So she made it on the team?
Marisa: They didn’t notice her breasts?
Erika: She sure did make it on the team! And FYI, she doesn’t have a rack so she shouldn’t be turning on any charm to any guys. (Marcus walks up)
All: Good morning Marcus!
Marcus: What’s so good about it?
Marisa: What crawled up your butt and died this morning?
Marcus: It’s Wally! As of two days ago, he was on the baseball team and happy as a clam. Now, some dude named Jimmy is on the team. Because of this show-off, Wally was demoted to a water-boy! (Erika smirks) And what are you smiling at?
Erika: Oh, um, Kelly told me a funny joke this morning!
Kelly: I didn’t tell any jokes!
Erika: Yes you did!
Kelly: Okay! (Casey walks up)
Casey: Hi guys!
Erika: Oh, the poor dear is still angry about the injustice that happened to her.
Kelly: Men are sick pigs!
Erika: I’m sure that she doesn’t need to see any men right now.
Marcus: Oh right! See you guys later! (Marcus walks away)
Grace: I’m glad you made it on the team and everything, but aren’t you a little worried that your secret might come out?
Kelly: Give her some credit Grace. I’m sure she won't blow her cover. (Giorgio walks by)
Casey: Giorgio!
Kelly: Hey, that boy is on the team! (The girls scream)
Giorgio: Yes. Do I know you?
Casey: What the hell are you talking about? Of course you know me! (Erika grabs her)
Erika: Oh, there you are Casey! You know you shouldn’t be running off by yourself like that. You’ll have to excuse my friend here! She can be a little flighty at times. (Nervous laugh)
Giorgio: Right! See you later. (He walks by)
Grace: (Sighs) That was a close one!
Marisa: I guess you need some practice with staying incognito.
Erika: What the hell is the matter with you?
Casey: He’s a guy from the team!
Grace: Yeah, but that's when you're disguised as Jimmy. Giorgio doesn’t know Casey.
Casey: I guess you’re right.
Kelly: Unless I’m mistaken, you have a crush on this guy! (Casey blushes) Oh, how romantic! (Grace and Marisa sigh)
Erika: I should have known! I don’t care if this guy is Nick Carter reincarnated; you are not to associate with him. And to be on the safe side, don’t even talk to ANYONE on the team. Don’t speak, unless spoken to. I’m not doing this to be mean to you! It’s just that I don’t want anyone to find out about this. I want you to play this ridiculous sport until you are happy and fulfilled.
Casey: Fine! I promise not to talk to anyone else on the team. (At lunch)
Marcus: What in the name of Christ are you doing?
Wally: Today’s lunch smells really good!
Marcus: You shouldn’t be sniffing the cafeteria food. That can't be good for you.
Wally: Well, ever since I became the new water-boy for the baseball team, I’ve somehow became a towel-boy as well. I still can’t get the smell of jockstraps off of my clothes.
Marcus: Well, I guess my experiment failed!
Wally: Hey, don’t beat yourself up Marcus. You stood by me when I wanted to go out for a team. Maybe next year I’ll be an actual player. (Marisa and Tracey walk up)
Marisa: Heads up, Ash is back.
Marcus: He decided to show up again?
Tracey: Yeah but Morrison has decided to put Ash through some sort of training.
Marisa: He wants Ash to beat Greta in the rematch.
Wally: Just as well! That girl was a very good wrestler!
Marisa: We’ll see about that.
Marcus: We’ll see about what?
Marisa: None of your business. You’ll just have to wait and see! (Outside)
Morrison: Alright, I want you to drink this protein shake.
Ash: (Gulps) What the hell is in this so called shake?
Morrison: Eggs and spinach and some of the crap that the cafeteria lady puts in mystery meat!
Ash: Ugh! I’m not drinking this crap!
Morrison: Then at least take these herbs!
Brock: No way! I refuse you to put any kind of steroids in his system. Herbal or otherwise!
Ash: Brock’s right! And besides, I would never want to win that way. I want to win without the use of any kind of drug.
Brock: That’s the spirit!
Morrison: Fine! But a little boost wouldn’t hurt, you know! (Dawn and Zoey walk up)
Dawn: What are you doing Ash?
Morrison: He’s training for the big payback!
Zoey: He’s entering a James Brown contest?
Morrison: No you dumb broad! He’s going to wrestle that Greta chick again. Are you girls going to come see him in action?
Zoey: As much as I would love to watch, we’ve got practice.
Dawn: Oh, that sucks! For all we know Ash could win!
Zoey: Or he might lose worse than the last time. (They leave)
Ash: I don’t get that girl!
Brock: But she’s a cute one, you have to admit that!
Richie: This coming from the guy who masturbates on a blow-up doll!
Brock: LIES!
Narrator: Stepping away from that...Now that the team is formed, baseball season is now in session! With Casey, or “Jimmy” I should say, Pallet High was undefeatable. However, Casey kept having strange urges whenever she was around Giorgio. But, she kept everything under control, so that her secret wouldn’t leak. The strange part of it was that Giorgio kept getting an erection every time he walked passed “Jimmy”. Giorgio got a little freaked out as he didn’t think it was normal to have any kind of homosexual thought. It was now the night before Ash and Greta’s rematch and the baseball team was taking a shower together.
Casey: (Thinking) Holy crap! He looks hot without his uniform on!
Lt. Surge: JIMMY! Why are you not in that shower with the rest of the team? (Casey stammers) I don’t want to hear any excuses! You played a hard game today, so I want you to wash up now! (Casey sighs and enters the showers)
Wally: Finally, the light at the end of the tunnel.
Lt. Surge: Where do you think you’re going?
Wally: I’m going to take a shower!
Lt. Surge: Not until you clean up your station! It’s a mess!
Wally: Ugh! (Thinking) At this rate, I’m going to smell like a bum’s nut-sack forever! (In the showers)
Giorgio: Hey Jimmy, there you are!
Casey: (Gruff voice) Hey dude!
Giorgio: That was a great game man! I can’t believe how many home-runs you hit and how many guys you struck out! (Casey blushes) Hey man, how come you’re not taking off your towel?
Casey: (Gruff voice) Oh that’s because this is my, um, lucky towel! Yeah, I never take it off after a game.
Giorgio: Hey I won’t stop you. I wouldn’t want you to lose that wonderful talent. (Towel snapping) Alright! This is the fun part of shower time!
Casey: Fun part? (Thinking) How immature can these boys really be?
Giorgio: Just grab a towel and start snapping every butt you see! (Towel snapping continues) Some fun, eh Jimmy!
Casey: (Gruff voice) You bet! (Casey’s towel gets snatched off) Ah! (Gasps)
Giorgio: Whoa! (Blushes) You, you’re a girl! (Turns red) Oh God, not again. (Covers his crotch)
Casey: I can explain! (Coughs) I… (Gruff voice) I’m really a he/she! (Normal voice) I’m screwed! (Later in Lt. Surge’s office)
Lt. Surge: I cannot believe this!
Casey: I’m so sorry!
Lt. Surge: Well, I have no choice but to kick you off of the team. And you’re lucky that’s all I’m going to do!
Casey: Why? You’ve seen how well I can play. Why would you kick me off just because of my gender?
Lt. Surge: Young lady, baseball is a man’s sport. Now why don’t you go and join something else like Volleyball?
Casey: Because I don't like Volleyball, I like Baseball! Come on Coach, ever since I came to this school, all I’ve ever wanted to do was play on the baseball team. Of course at that time, I didn’t know it was all boys. But even with that knowledge, I don’t care, just as long as I can play.
Lt. Surge: For the time being I’m going to keep you off the team now that I and the rest of the team know your little secret. If I can get the boys to keep their traps shut, Principal Oak won’t find out and we might not get disqualified for the rest of the season.
Casey: (Sighs) Well, it was fun while it lasted. (That night at Casey’s house)
Erika: THEY KNOW?!
Casey: Yeah.
Erika: HOW DID IT HAPPEN?!
Casey: It was a towel snapping incident. I’d rather not go into the details!
Erika: UGH! All of the work that we did and you throw it away just so you can play naked grab-ass in the showers!
Casey: Well, at least I got to participate in a couple of games.
Erika: (Sighs) Do you know why I bothered helping you with this?
Casey: Because your boyfriend was too busy to keep you busy?
Erika: No. It’s because I wanted you to be happy. At the beginning of the school year when I got to be an adviser to you, I really didn’t want to get in too deep. But as I saw all of the other seniors connecting with their freshmen, I felt a little guilty. I know you were never into theatre, so I decided to try and take an interest in what you like.
Casey: Erika, I really appreciated what you and your friends did for me…Even if it was to satisfy your conscience, I’m very thankful. I guess I’ve just got to face the facts that a girl like me will either have to go out for Golf or Volleyball. (Erika sighs)
Narrator: It was finally the day of the big wrestling rematch and Morrison has been getting Ash ready for the big fight. Morrison even made announcements all around school in support of Ash facing off against Greta again. Just about the whole school was at this event waiting to see if the outcome was going to be different this time.
Tracey: So is he ready?
Misty: Yeah, he and Morrison have been practicing all week for this.
Sakura: I’ll just be happy when we can put this uglyness behind us.
Marisa: That’s assuming he wins. Hmm…I’m surprised Marcus isn’t here. He makes it his living to be there when these sorts of things come to play.
Misty: I think he’s at the baseball field.
Sakura: Yeah, he said some guy is off the baseball team and now Wally is a member again.
Marisa: (Thinking) That means they know about Casey! I’ve got to work on my alibi to clear my good name. (Aloud) Tracey dearest, if anybody asks, I’ve been with you working on a science project for the last couple of days.
Tracey: Um, okay.
Marisa: (Thinking) I love my man! (On the floor)
Morrison: Are you out there? Are you in the zone? Are you ready to kick some butt?
Ash: For the last time, yes!
Brock: Well, if you really want to do this to prove a point, I guess I can’t stop you from doing that. But I just want you to do one thing for me. Will you give my phone number to Greta?
Morrison: This is not the time for last minute dates, this is serious!
Brock: Huh, the match should have started by now. I wonder what the hold up is!
Ash: Hey, isn’t that Greta?
Morrison: Why is she out of uniform?
Brock: I’ll find out what’s going on! (Up in the stands)
Misty: What’s going on?
Sakura: It looks like a forfeit.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a forfeit. Therefore, the winner of this match by default is Ash Ketchum of Pallet High School. (Scattered applause)
Greta: Congratulations Ash.
Ash: Why did you throw in the towel?
Greta: I have my reasons. Let me guess, you were teased and tormented for being beaten by a girl. (Ash nods) There’s nothing that you should be ashamed of. If it makes a difference, you were actually a worthy opponent. I mean compared to all of the other boys that I wrestled with, you put up more of a fight. Everyone else would be down in seconds! But you are definitely a scrapper!
Ash: That means a lot. Thank you Greta!
Greta: Maybe one day we’ll have a rematch.
Ash: I look forward to it.
Greta: Keep working hard dude! (Greta leaves)
Ash: I can’t believe it!
Morrison: Yeah! All that work and then that broad goes and messes it up! I ought to go over there and give her a piece of my mind.
Ash: Sit your fat ass down! Although, I wonder why she caved in so easily! Perhaps she felt sorry for me because of my situation within the past week. (Brock walks up) What’s the word Brock?
Brock: Greta got disqualified! She took a drug test the other day and they found a banned substance in her system.
Morrison: And she’s in Ash’s weight class? She’s no bigger than he is, why on earth would she take drugs to take down a chump like him?
Ash: Shut your mouth! So let me get this straight, I only won on a technicality? (Brock nods) This sucks! I wanted redemption!
Brock: Well the good news is most of the school isn’t talking about the fight last week. I guess you can thank your lucky stars that the people at the school think that you scared Greta into forfeiting. (Misty, Sakura, Marisa, and Tracey walk by) I can’t help but wonder how they caught her. They only perform drug tests at the beginning of the season and under special circumstances. Unless someone tipped off a higher authority! (He glares at Marisa)
Marisa: You have no proof of anything. (Truant Officer Jenny walks up)
Officer Jenny: Thanks for the tip off Marisa!
Marisa: Think nothing of it. What? I helped her with some charity work over the weekend! You guys are such a suspicious bunch!
Narrator: Back with the baseball team, all of the players promised Lt. Surge to keep the whole Casey incident under wraps in fear of being thrown out of the season. Even though being kicked off the team, Casey still attended each game to see how the old team did. However, the team kind of suffered without Casey. The last few games were kind of disappointing with scores like 5-1, 4-2, and my favorite 9-0. The team only had one game to turn things around or it’s the end of the road.
Giorgio: Hey Coach!
Lt. Surge: Giorgio, what can I do for you?
Giorgio: Well, I’m here on behalf of the rest of the team to beg you to bring back Casey to our team. Come on Coach, I know you're sexist when it comes to women in sports...
Lt. Surge: You didn’t have to put it like that.
Giorgio: But if one player plays great without the use of steroids, shouldn’t that player be considered without their gender being an issue?
Lt. Surge: I know. It’s the 21st Century and everything has changed from my day. We’re kind of in a bind here.
Giorgio: Just think about it! (The next morning at school)
Erika: So, there’s a game today.
Casey: So I’ve heard!
Erika: You going?
Casey: We’ll see! I don’t think I can bring myself to watch the team lose another game because the coach is an idiot. It’s actually bittersweet!
Erika: I don’t think I like you knowing what bittersweet is.
Casey: Well, I’ll think about showing up.
Erika: If you change your mind you know I’ll be up in the stands. (Erika walks away)
Casey: I guess things won’t ever change. (Lt. Surge walks up) Lt. Surge?
Lt. Surge: Just call me Coach!
Casey: Huh? (After school at the field)
Kelly: I’m shocked! Casey isn’t here yet!
Grace: I’m sure she doesn’t want to watch the team lose again.
Erika: Well whatever decision she makes today, I’m going to miss these baseball games after today. Ever since the season started, I’ve been getting so much sleep.
Grace: (Sarcastic) Boy, you’re a supporter of the game! (The team comes out on the field)
Kelly: It’s Casey! She’s on the field! She’s in the game!
Erika: Very funny! Now let me catch up on my sleep!
Grace: No you dolt! It’s really Casey! She’s on the team as a female!
Erika: Holy crap! She beat the system! (On the field)
Giorgio: I’m glad that you’re back on the team! (Casey blushes)
Casey: Right! Now let’s play ball!
Narrator: Yup! Casey got back on the team as a girl. What was even better is that Wally got to stay on the team as an actual player. The team actually went on to win today’s game. Luckily, none of the players were ashamed to be on the team with a female. Seeing as her skills surpass anyone else’s! And now to the subject of Giorgio and Casey! Why after the game and on the field, Giorgio gave Casey a kiss on the cheek and Casey got so excited that grabbed him and frenched him.
Erika: Now that’s what I call a happy ending!
Kelly: I love happy endings. They make me all warm and fuzzy inside!
Grace: You’re the same way when you see dogs humping! But seriously, I’m glad for Casey. She’s finally on the team and she even got the boy in the end.
Erika: As happy as this ending is, it sounds too cliché! (Casey slaps Giorgio) Whoa! Look down there!
Casey: HOW DARE YOU SAY THE YANKEES SUCK!
Giorgio: I never said they sucked! I just said I don’t like them! (She grabs a baseball bat)
Casey: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Erika: I like this ending better!
~*Preview*~
Marcus: Wedding bells are ringing for this Spring Break! We join Principal Oak and Ash's mother in holy matrimony. What could possibly ruin this happy occasion? An ugly fight between Ash and Gary! Will these two put their petty squabbles to the side and come together for the sake of their loved ones? Next time on Romance 101, Chapter 43...See you next time!
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