~New Characters Introduced~
Holly & Crasher Wake
Original Date of Post: 10/10/2009
Narrator: And now…a story about divorce…and not the couple you’re thinking of either…Although, very close.
Reporter: And now in Entertainment News, it has just reached the newsroom that famous movie star Norman Sapphire will be getting a divorce from his wife of over 20 years Caroline. The couple had a little spat when camera crews showed up to the household filming for the new reality show, Normal Life with Norman. Let’s take a look at the clip!
Caroline: You bring in this camera crew and you don’t consult me on this fucking show and you want me to be okay with it?
Norman: It’s just an adjustment!
Caroline: Oh, well that’s your excuse for everything! That’s what you said when my mother died! That’s what you said when our daughter got pregnant! Hell, that’s what you said when you started to use hair plugs!
Norman: You said you like the hair plugs.
Caroline: Well, I lied! They suck! And another thing, you spend more time on your stupid projects then you do with the family! (Throws a vase against a wall) I haven’t had sex in over seven years! (Throws books against a wall) I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!
Norman: Now honey, calm down!
Max: STOP THE FIGHTING! STOP THE FIGHTING! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Reporter: Norman couldn’t be reached for comment. (In May’s apartment)
May: (Sighs) I forgot how much I hate the paparazzi!
Drew: Rough day?
May: I did two press conferences and one appearance on the Today Show just to talk about my parent’s having a public meltdown!
Brock: Hey, be grateful you’re around the spotlight. Maybe if you shine in front of a few more cameras, you can move out of this dump.
May: Yeah… (Angrily) Alright, now what the hell are you doing here?
Drew: (Whispering) Brock’s having women problems!
May: He’s going to have a few more problems if he doesn’t get his hands off of my cake.
Brock: Huh? Oh sorry, was this piece yours? Sorry about that May!
May: You die…NOW!
Brock: (Sighs) Wouldn’t be the first time I disappointed a girl.
May: Say what?
Brock: Well, there’s a new person who is training under Suzy’s supervision.
May: I see…Another boy after her heart?
Brock: If you let me tell the story, you’d know! (May glares at him) Well like I was saying… (Flashback)
Suzy: Brock, did you finish feeding the kitties in room two?
Brock: Just finished it. (The door opens)
Suzy: Oh, that must be her.
Brock: Her?
Suzy: Yeah, I’m going to have another apprentice.
Holly: I hope I’m not late Miss Suzy.
Suzy: Nope, you’re right on time! And you can just call me Suzy.
Holly: Right.
Suzy: Brock, this is Holly. She’ll be studying alongside with you.
Holly: It’s nice to meet you Brock. (End of flashback)
Brock: Well before you knew it, the old Brock charm settled in and she was hooked!
May: (Laughs) You have a charm? That’s a laugh!
Brock: Shut up!
Drew: She’s right Brock. Usually that charm of yours repels women! Now did you come onto her or was it the other way around?
Brock: Does it really matter?
Drew: Yes it does. It means that you were completely at fault or this girl was trying to get you in the bed.
Brock: Well whatever the case is, Suzy and I got into a huge argument and now I’m left out on my ass.
May: Well why can’t you stay somewhere else?
Brock: I moved out of my parents house into Suzy’s place. I really can’t go back home because, they already renovated my room. And Ash is out of town!
May: (Sighs) Fine Brock, you can stay. You can sleep on the couch. (Doorbell rings)
Drew: Who can that be? (Opens the door) Norman?
May: Dad?
Norman: Hi guys!
May: What are you doing here?
Norman: Your mother and I need some time away from each other.
May: You mean she threw you out?
Norman: Yeah, something like that. She just needs some time to herself and then she’ll call the whole thing off.
May: I don’t think that’s going to work.
Norman: You’re right. The women of this family are emotional train wrecks. Drew, you know what I’m talking about.
Drew: (Hesitantly) I have no idea what you mean.
Norman: Well in any case, I’ll be crashing here for a few days. I can’t get a flight back to L.A. for another couple of days. I hope you don’t mind.
May: No Dad, we’ve already got company and we’re already full to capacity.
Norman: May, I promise I won’t be a burden. Please help me out. I’ll do all the housework, I’ll cook, I’ll clean, and I’ll even watch Sara.
May: Well, I can’t turn down that offer. Okay, you can stay. What about you Brock? You need to pull your weight around here too!
Brock: Hold on there Norman. If anyone is going to cook, it will be me.
Drew: Don’t fight him on this one. Brock is an excellent cook. (That night)
Norman: Dinner was delicious Brock. A boy like you should attract a lot of women with the way you cook.
Drew: His cooking is what draws the women in. It’s his personality and a few unmentionable quirks that really set them away.
Brock: Thanks for reminding me.
May: Time for bed! Now when you two are tired, you can pull out the bed.
Drew: Good night boys!
Brock: Good night! (Sighs) This is going to be a long night. (Later)
Reporter: Rumors are flying in the Norman Sapphire divorce! Is it true that his soon to be ex-wife Caroline is dating a World-Class Wrestler? TMZ has got the video footage right here.
Crasher Wake: YEAH! WHO’S THE MAN?!
Norman: (Scoffs) No way in hell Caroline would be caught with that maniac!
Announcer: And another victory goes to Crasher Wake. Sir, you certainly had a bunch of energy tonight. Anything you’d like to say to the cameras!
Crasher Wake: To tell you the truth bub, I owe it to my loving lady right here. Caroline! (She giggles) Come here babe! (They kiss)
Norman: Huh? She hates wrestling! What the… (Throws the remote at the television)
Brock: Uh-oh!
May: (Screaming) What was that?
Norman: A bat flew in the window! Go back to sleep! Remind me to replace that in the morning. (Knock on the door)
Brock: I repeat, this is going to be a long night!
Norman: I’ll get it. I don’t want May to be cussing someone out. (Opens the door) Whoa!
Holly: Is Brock here?
Brock: What are you doing here?
Holly: I would like to talk to you. Huh? Is that…
Norman: You know, how about I go sleep in another room! (He walks away)
Holly: Was that…?
Brock: Before you say anything else, yes that is the movie star Norman. He’s the father of one of my best friends. (In May’s bedroom)
Norman: Hey sweetie!
May: What are you doing in here Dad?
Norman: Brock’s doing some business out there and I think its best not to disturb him.
May: That explains why you’re in the room. But why are you crawling into bed with me?
Norman: Is it my fault that I want to make sure that my daughter is safe? (May growls) I’m sure Drew won’t mind sleeping elsewhere!
May: If Brock insists on having the living room, you can sleep on the rocking chair in Sara’s room.
Narrator: One LONG night later!
Drew: (Yawns) I better check on Norman. (Opens the door) Norman. (Screams)
Norman: Huh? What happened?
Drew: What did Sara do to you last night?
Norman: Nothing. She was asleep when I got in and then I fell asleep. Why do you ask?
Drew: Look in the mirror!
Norman: Huh? (Screams) Well, at least I can say she’s a very creative artist.
Drew: Good thing these are the washable markers. I better go check on Brock.
Norman: You do that. Tell him that tonight he sleeps in here and I get the couch.
Drew: Brock, are you up? Huh? No one’s on the couch. (Rumbling in the fridge) Oh May, it’s you. (Slaps her butt)
Holly: What the? (Drew screams)
Drew: Who the hell are you and why are you in…my wife’s robe?
Holly: Um, Brock gave me this to wear.
Brock: What’s with all the screaming?
Drew: Brock, who is she?
Brock: That’s Holly.
May: (Shouting) Drew, what’s all the ruckus?
Drew: (Screams) Holly, get out of May’s robe now!
Holly: But I have…nothing underneath.
Drew: Don’t you dare take that off!
May: Drew, have you seen my…Huh? What the hell is going on here? (Norman runs up)
Norman: May, is everything okay? (May screams)
Drew: The gates of hell are open! (A few minutes later at the table)
May: Okay, let me see if I got this straight. That girl over there is your mistress?
Norman: Hey, I’ve never met her in my life.
May: Not you!
Brock: I wouldn’t call her my mistress.
Drew: I would!
May: Then tell me why she’s in MY bathrobe.
Brock: Hey, it was lying near the sofa. She needed something to wear.
Drew: You’re not winning your case right now.
May: So, you brought an estranged woman over to my apartment in the middle of the night just so you two can have sex. You ought to be ashamed Brock!
Brock: It’s not that bad. And besides, Norman broke the television set!
Norman: You squealer!
May: Alright, that’s it! Dad, you will replace the set you broke. And as for you Brock, you and your lady friend have to go now.
Brock: But I have no where to go! I can’t go back to my parents now! I’ll have to stay in a room with my younger brother! Have you been in a room with a farting gas bag?
Drew: Well yes, but you leave May’s flatulence out of this. (A little later at Suzy’s place)
Suzy: I never want to see you again!
Brock: But Suzy…
Suzy: Here’s the name of another veterinarian who can take you as an apprentice. She’s only 62 so you shouldn’t screw her! Unless that’s the kind of thrill you like you shiftless bastard.
Brock: But Suzy…
Suzy: And here’s all your crap in this suitcase! And if the street-cleaner didn’t come by the rest of your crap is out in the street!
Brock: But Suzy…
Suzy: Now get out! I don’t want to see you around here! (He leaves the house)
Drew: She threw you out?
Brock: Yup! You know if you sweet talk to May…
Drew: Forget it! I’m already sleeping on the couch for what I said. Me and my big mouth!
Brock: You know you really should have fought back when she gave you that black eye. I mean, Title IX says we can hit them now!
Drew: Shut up (A little later at Caroline’s house)
May: This is crazy Mom!
Caroline: Honey, you know that your father and I have had our fair share of disagreements throughout the years. You’ve just got to face facts that there are some things not worth saving.
May: You mean to say that your twenty year marriage means nothing to you?
Caroline: Look at it from my point of view May. Being married to an actor, I knew exactly what I would look forward to and what I would have to sacrifice. Norman has been in and out of our lives everyday since we’ve been married. And to be perfectly honest, the spark has been gone for a while now.
May: But why are you dating professional wrestler? (Gasp) You didn’t…You didn’t cheat on Dad did you?
Caroline: Can you blame me? If your husband hasn’t been home for so long, you go stir crazy! You experiment! You get curious!
May: So you dumped Dad for muscle-head!
Caroline: You haven’t even given Wake a chance!
May: I don’t even know Wake! (The door opens)
Crasher Wake: Hey hon, do you have any of those cheesy Doritos?
Caroline: Honey, this is my daughter May.
Crasher Wake: Oh it’s nice to finally meet you.
May: Who are you and what are you doing to my mother?
Caroline: May, be nice! Honey, get dressed. I want to take you guys out for some lunch. May, could you go check on Max? He’s been rather quiet and I get worried about him so easily. (She walks into the room)
May: Max! Are you in here? Max? His window is open… (Sniffing) What the…? (Pops her head out) BUSTED!
Max: Oh hi May! (Hacking)
May: You’re smoking! (She jumps down from the window)
Max: I’m troubled and this helps me gather my thoughts. (She grabs the cigarette)
May: You are 15 years old, you shouldn’t be smoking this crap! Plus this stunts your growth! Do you want to stay short forever?
Max: That fact has never been proven.
Caroline: (Shouting) May, Max, where are you guys?
Both: Oh crap! (They stomp on the cigarette)
Caroline: What are you two doing out here? (Sniffing) Is someone smoking? I want to know who’s smoking right now! (They stammer)
Crasher Wake: Carol, did you wash my jeans? They don’t seem to fit! (Button falls off)
Caroline: Oh…that’s what the problem is. You’re wearing one of Norman’s old pants. I forgot to throw this pair out. (Back outside)
May: (Groans) Its gonna be a big adjustment to deal with muscle-head.
Max: Why do you think I started smoking? (That night at May’s apartment)
Norman: I should have known.
May: Apparently, the affair was over two months!
Norman: Well I can’t blame her for doing it. I mean I’ve been away from home on and off again with different projects. (Sighs) I blew it! Mother always told me that my career would be the death of me.
May: All of this is scaring me and stressing Max out. For Christ sake, he’s starting to smoke. I’m just afraid that if I go back tomorrow, he’ll have a bottle of whiskey in his hand. (The door opens)
Drew: We’re back!
May: What is he still doing here?
Drew: Give him another chance May. He really has no where else to go!
Brock: She threw out my fancy pants on the lawn and it landed in dog poo! My life sucks!
May: You really want to stay?
Brock: Please May… (Gets on his knees) I’m on my knees begging you!
May: Hmm… (Later on the couch)
Brock: I don’t know if I can do this.
Drew: Do you think I enjoy this? I don’t!
Norman: Just shut up and sleep.
Drew: Brock, get your foot off my leg!
Brock: That’s my hand and it was only for a second.
Norman: You’re hogging all the covers Brock.
Brock: No, you are!
Drew: What’s that smell? Oh dude!
Brock: Sorry, I had Thai food earlier.
Drew: Almost makes me wish for inhaling May’s… (Drew is hit on the head with a toy)
May: Goodnight boys! (She leaves)
Brock: Good night for her! She gets to sleep in a regular bed instead of a couch-bed combo with two other guys!
Norman: You better stop slipping up with May. You don’t want to stay in the doghouse forever.
Drew: Stop worrying about my marriage and focus on your own failing marriage.
Brock: Harsh!
Drew: And you need to break things off with that Holly chick. You’re not going to stay in here forever.
Norman: Here’s a thought Brock. If you and Suzy are a done deal, why don’t you go with Holly? I mean, you did have sex with her last night.
Brock: No can do. She has a boyfriend.
Drew: Say what?
Brock: Well the only reason she kissed me and slept with me was because she was trying to get back at her boyfriend.
Norman: There really is no hope for you! (Turns on the television)
Announcer: And he has done it folks! The world champion again!
Crasher Wake: WHO DA MAN! WHO DA MAN! (Norman growls)
Drew: Uh-oh! Brock, grab him! (They hold onto him and change the channel)
Announcer: Girls Gone Wild DVD on sale for $19.95!
Brock: Woo! Hotties! (The next morning)
Drew: Man, what a night! Huh? I wish I didn’t have to wake up to Brock’s face!
Brock: (Dreamily) Oh Suzy! (Puckers up his lips)
Drew: WAKE UP YOU IDIOT! I’M NOT SUZY!
Norman: Shut up Drew! I’m trying to get my beauty rest! (He turns around and Drew screams)
Brock: (Screams) I’M UP!
Norman: What the hell is your problem?
Drew: What the hell is all that goop doing on your face?
Norman: It’s so my face can be silky smooth.
Drew: That does it! (He gets off from the couch and into May’s bedroom) That’s it May! I have had all I can take! Brock and your father are driving me nuts! We need to get them the hell out of here.
May: (Tired) Fine Drew! But it’s 5:30 in the morning. Let me get a few minutes in before I do damage control.
Drew: But May…
May: (Angrily) DREW! (He gulps) LEAVE NOW! (Throws a clock at the wall) NOW! (A little later)
Drew: Okay, Ash returns from his vacation tomorrow, so we can shove Brock over there. What’s your plan for Norman?
May: Well I just talked with him and he’s planning on moving in with his sister. But he doesn’t feel comfortable going over. (Drew sighs) He says he feels better being around family like me or Max.
Drew: That’s the same crap he said when we got married! I’m sorry but he cannot continue to stay here. Do you want him walking in when we’re in the middle of having sex?
May: That’s true! That’s another subject, you’re cut off from sex until Sara starts the first grade. (Drew sighs) Look, I’ll talk to my father and if he’s feeling up to it he’ll move in with his sister. Besides, he’s been taking the whole separation process better than I thought. (In Sara’s room)
Norman: (High voice) I’m leaving you! (Regular voice) But honey… (High voice) I’m leaving you! You’re a sucky actor, you’re incompetent, impotent, and you’re never home when I need you! (Breaks down and cries) I’m leaving you for this buff-looking man over here because he gives me what I need. (Sobbing)
Sara: I just wanted to play house. (A little later outside an apartment)
Brock: Thanks for bringing me here.
Drew: The sooner you can resolve this crap, the better I’ll feel and my bleeding ulcer can have a break.
Brock: Well as far as Suzy knows, she only thinks I’ve been kissing on Holly. So she should have no knowledge of what happened between me and Holly the other night.
Drew: Just tell Holly you want nothing to do with her! (Five minutes later) What happened to your nose?!
Brock: Well after I dumped everything with Holly, her boyfriend wanted to give me something!
Drew: Do you want me to take you to the emergency room?
Brock: Yes please! That boyfriend of hers just rearranged more bones on my nose than any doctor has ever done on Michael Jackson. Now please take me to the hospital and then you can take me to Suzy’s.
Drew: You sure Suzy wants you back?
Brock: I will stay outside her door until she does…or until she has me arrested. (Later in Suzy’s house)
Suzy: No Mom, he hasn’t! What? You can’t be serious!
Brock: (Shouting) SUZY!
Suzy: Mom, I’ll call you back. (Hangs up) I better see what that idiot wants. (Opens the door) What the hell happened to your face?
Brock: Eh, I’ll get to that in a second, but first…
Suzy: Brock, sit down. There’s something I have to show you. (He sits down and puts in a tape)
Brock: What’s this?
Suzy: I know what happened at the vet. Good thing I put in security tapes!
Brock: Why would you put security tapes up? Who would rob a vet office?
Suzy: There are a lot of sick twisted freaks in this world! In fact, I put it up the night after I first met you.
Brock: I’m never gonna hear the end of that, am I?
Narrator: Okay, here at the OJ trial…I mean the tape in question…Here we see Brock tending to some cats. And here we see Holly sneak up behind him. Now the question is, who made the first move? And…It’s Holly! Brock’s free from that charge! GOAL!!!
Brock: I told you I didn’t put the moves on her. She came onto me first!
Suzy: I guess I can let that go!
Brock: See Suzy, I told you that I did not come on to her. She came on to me and you caught us in the act.
Suzy: So I guess…I overreacted again.
Brock: Oh don’t beat yourself up! I would have reacted the same way if it were the other way around.
Suzy: Well…you’re still not in the clear. (He gulps) There’s one thing I have to do…
Narrator: This scene has been edited out by Medea herself! (Boos) Hey this scene hasn’t been edited out! (Door opens)
Drew: Brock, I wanted to check and see how you were doing and… (Screams) Oh dear Jesus!
Brock: You could have knocked first! (A little later at the apartment)
May: You should be grateful that he’s out of here.
Drew: I am. And I’m grateful that Suzy took him back. I just wish I didn’t have to see them in the middle of sex. Next we deal with your father!
May: We’re about to go to dinner. It’ll make him feel better.
Drew: Better? He really hasn’t shown any kind of depression!
May: Think again! I caught him playing house with Sara…it didn’t end well!
Drew: What happened?
May: Let’s just say I walked in on my father burning little doll clothes with a lighter!
Drew: I’ll check on him. (He walks away)
May: You feeling better Sara?
Sara: Mommy, what does impotent mean? (In the bedroom)
Drew: Norman, are you okay? (Norman sighs) Come on, we’re about to go to dinner.
Norman: I’m not hungry.
Drew: Come on, you’ll feel better. (A little later at the restaurant)
May: Oh look Dad, they have your favorite.
Norman: Fine, I’ll eat. Hope you don’t mind if I don’t talk.
Drew: Listen Norman, your sister has offered to let you stay with her for as long as you need.
Norman: I get it. You’re trying to kick me out. I don’t blame you Drew! No one wants their newly-divorced father-in-law sitting up in the house.
May: Look Dad, it’s not that we don’t want you here…It’s just that some of the things you did in front of our daughter. And destroying some of the things in our house!
Norman: I replaced the television set! And I’ll buy Sara some new doll clothes tomorrow! And I will have the toilet fixed tomorrow!
Drew: What’d you do to the toilet? (Giggling nearby) Uh-oh!
May: Mom? What are you guys doing here?
Caroline: I thought I would treat my men to some dinner. Oh…Norman, it’s you!
Drew: We’re going to leave now. Caroline, it was great seeing you again.
Norman: We’re staying! Why don’t you all join us?
May: Dad, please don’t be confrontational!
Norman: I would just like to meet the man who has taken an interest in my soon to be ex-wife. (He glares at Crasher Wake) So you must be Wake?
Crasher Wake: That’s right! And you must be Norma!
Norman: Wrong! It’s Norman!
Max: Daddy! (He hugs him) I missed you so much!
Norman: Oh I missed you too Max! (A little later)
Crasher Wake: So May, this must be your husband.
May: Yes, this is Drew.
Crasher Wake: Hmm…Nice to meet you boy! Where’s your little tyke?
May: Sara is with a babysitter tonight.
Crasher Wake: Looking at you two, I imagine she must be one cute baby.
Norman: That’s right…She is cute! Takes after her grandfather’s good looks!
Crasher Wake: Oh you mean she has a receding hairline as well! (Norman growls)
Norman: At least she isn’t a steroid-taking junkie!
Crasher Wake: You take that back! Those charges were dropped and nothing was found on me! I have a clean record!
Caroline: Boys! Where’s Max? He said he went to the bathroom, but it’s been over five minutes since he left. I hope he isn’t sick!
Norman: He’s probably out smoking to get away from you two!
Caroline: What’d you say?
Max: I’m back!
Caroline: Open your mouth! Let me sniff! (Sniffing) I do smell a hint of tobacco! You have been smoking haven’t you! (Points to May and Norman) And you two knew!
May: I can’t blame him for doing it! You two have been putting a lot of pressure on him lately. Dad for all his impulsive behavior and you dating Muscles-Magoo over there!
Norman: If anyone drove him to smoke, it had to be you and your erratic behavior Caroline. If the boy were living with me, he’d be just fine!
Caroline: I couldn’t trust you alone with the kids for five seconds without you doing something stupid. Like the time you dropped May on her head!
Norman: SHE WAS ONLY ONE! AND IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME!
Max: That explains a lot. (May growls)
Norman: What are you trying to say Caroline?
Crasher Wake: I’ll tell you what she’s saying! She thinks you’re not man enough! She wants a real man to be there for her kids.
Norman: I wouldn’t talk if I were you! You’re a pro-wrestler and your schedule is just as hectic as any movie star!
Crasher Wake: That’s where you’re wrong little man! I retire in a couple of months. And after that, I got all the time and money in the world to spend time with Caroline, May, and Max. I’ll give them the father figure that they never had. (Norman punches him)
Caroline: NORMAN! (All gasp)
Norman: Let me tell you something, pal! I was there for these kids! I tried to be there! I would always try to give Caroline what she wanted. I was always there whenever Max had an issue. I was there when May gave birth.
Drew: No he…Never mind!
Norman: You question my loyalty to my kids again, I swear to God I’ll… (Crasher Wake punches him and he falls to the ground)
Crasher Wake: This dinner is over! (He walks away)
Caroline: Norman! Are you okay? (He lifts his head up)
Norman: Caro…line! (Sighs) Is this a sign that you’re leaving him to come back to me?
Caroline: What? No! I just came to make sure you were still conscious! Now that you have the ability to form questions, I’m leaving. Come along Max! I have a punishment I need to discuss with you. (They walk away)
Norman: Don’t look at me!
May: It’s okay Dad! I don’t think any less of you from what happened tonight.
Norman: Always good to hear that from you.
Drew: If it makes you feel any better Norman, you did punch out one of Wake’s teeth!
Norman: Thanks…Oh…Never mind, that’s one of mine.
May: Look Dad, what you said back there…About how you would always try to be there for me and Max, it got to me! I know you’ve always tried to be there for me, no matter how hectic your schedule got. You were there for me during my first day at school, all of my plays, and even after I gave birth. You and I have a bond that no one could take away. I shouldn’t have tried to get rid of you like that. You can stay at our place for as long as you want to.
Norman: Oh May… (He hugs her)
Drew: Norman, I’m sorry for all the crap I’ve been giving you for the past couple of days.
Norman: Eh, I would have done the same thing if I were in your position. (The next morning in front of the apartment)
May: Are you sure you don’t want to stay a couple of more days?
Norman: Nah, I just need some time to get away. I’m going to stay up with my sister for a little while.
Drew: So you’re gonna take a little hiatus away from work?
Norman: I guess I have no choice. It’s because of the divorce and the fact that my reality show has been canceled. So I guess the break will do me some good.
May: Well give us a call if you need anything.
Norman: Now don’t think I’m going to end up all clingy! May, if you need anything at all, you be sure to give me a call. And if that pain-in-the-ass mother of yours is giving you a hard time, talk to me about it. (They hug)
May: Goodbye Dad! (He gets in the car and drives away)
Drew: It’s weird not having all this commotion in the house.
May: Yeah. What do you want to do?
Drew: Well…Sara’s asleep in her room. Wanna screw around?
May: You’re sweet! Not a chance! You’re still on your punishment! (She goes into the bedroom)
Drew: (Scoffs) Women!
~*Preview*~
Marisa: The next chapter is all about naked women! Ha, got you there! Actually, there will be several nude moments. I’m not saying who it is, my lips are sealed! Although it’s enough to make Tracey blush! (Giggles) Meanwhile, Brock is finding another way to screw up his relationship with Suzy! Next time on Romance 102, Chapter 45…See you next time!