The real, unequivocal end is here.
That's right, there are people older than him. It's shocking I know.
He is a single-celled organism. He replicates himself with Mitosis.
Email any and all complaints to jharmon@venturelearning.org.
The first Harmon organism. He was blown up in a train heist gone wrong. All that was left was his ring finger.
Professional con artist. Has been to prison for fraud 72 times. Net worth: 56 Million.
A beloved celebrity who has topped the charts many times. Found guilty of tax fraud.
A successful car salesman who loathes all commies. Loves to grill.
He is Harmon.
Son of A Harmon
Electric Boogaloo
Might be adopted