THE END IS UPON US. FO REAL.

But not the end of the world, oh no, we got sued for saying that. Nay, let the end of this website begin a new epoch for humanity.

ONE WITHOUT HARMON THE HARMONICA UPDATES.

We can dub it the Epoch of True Happiness.

Thus, we will take a trip from the start.

A trip down Memory Lane. Maybe PTSD Episode is a better name for it.

in our favorite rocket ship

You may have noticed this corporate blue color. This was the original Harmon the Harmonica theme color.

Four scores and 3 years ago. Actually, just 3 years ago. Does anyone even know what Four Score means anymore?? Who cares, it was March 9th, 2020.

It lasted a solid 2 days. At least 9th graders had some sense in color choice.

FINDING OUR FOOTING

We transition out of the set-up era and into our first, infantile baby steps. You could say Harmon's a bit of a man-baby as well.

Just like most babies, this website makes you want to punch it. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that so don't tell the FCC. This era was from March 11th, 2020 - The end of 2020.

THIS ERA IS WHERE OUR "ICONIC" GREEN COMES FROM!

This broccoli green was a stock theme option in Google Sites. We had no other options. Google Sites was primitive as were we. I was too lazy to change it when we did get the choice, oopsie doopsie.

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

Our Halloween events were top-notch. Truly the peak. Let's ignore the fact that Owen cheated and ruined the Halloween Hunt. THanks, Owen. I am still mad about that. He's why we didn't do them a third time.

Making Halloween specials with minimal effort is hard. Add on Google Site's Archaic architecture and you have pain.

Overall, these eventS WERE pretty cool. Except Owen, who I have not forgiven.

Happy Holidays Harmon the Harmonica

Giving the gift of a website

That's right, our gift to Harmon for the holiday seasons were this website. Must've been a miserable few decembers. These events were about appreciating family and this website, which is like that one family member you hate.

SANSATIONAL

Back on track with the timeline, what a time to be alive. Capitol Raids, Coronavirus, and Comic Sans. The three C's of the apocalypse. We also made the site red, for some reason.

Remember that real funny time the whole website became Comic Sans? Me neither. Let's dig up the bad memories and soak them in.

this was the peak of comedy back in January of '21. To a little 15 year old it was, anyways.

CRAZY NUTTY BIRTHDAY PARTIES

Shock horror, we all age. And Harmon certainly isn't getting any younger. These celebrations celebrated the aging of this website proving god is dead, and the aging of Jared Harmon himself. Some day, his age will hit the point of singularity and kill us all. But for now, we partied hard and were totally always on time for the site's and Harmon's big birthday bashes.

[CLASSIFIED] THE GREAT COMMUNIST COUP

Silly 15 year olds. They think Communism is pinnacle comedy and economic system. This event proves that maybe an 18 year voting age isn't too bad at all. Turbulent times all around, Boomerland included. Premiere Harmon took it by force, but President Harmon took it right back. The coup only lasted 2 or so months from August of 2021-Early November of 2021.

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

The resistance was swift, led by General Seneca. They swept through the nation and put President Harmon back in power, and all returned to as it should be. For now.

THE SLOW ERA

After the coup, not much happened outside of those few holidays. Late 2021 - the end of the school year in 2022. It's a real shame, maybe we'd have 300 pages if we had remained active in this period. Maybe it isn't a shame, actually.

The Fog rolls in.

In November of 2022, the Fog rolled in. It enveloped the whole nation, conquering the minds of all citizens of Boomerland. It was glorious. We love the fog.

Right after Halloween of '22, something scarier than any holiday, in-laws at thanksgiving included, rolled into Boomerland. The Fog. Mind-controlling, all-consuming, the nation was brought to its knees. The whole website was twisted to its wicked and at-the-time topical meme hands. There appeared to be no escape.

Thanks to the efforts of one tank of a man, Paul Greenhaulgh, the Fog was blown away with giant fans, sent somewhere else. Probably to Wyoming. Haven't heard from them in a while. The Fog cleared out in just a few days, and all was saved.

POKEMON GO-TO-THE-POLLS!

What do you do after a near-cataclysm? Run for Vice President, of course! In early 2023, the polls opened to the public. The polls to vote for the totally not forced-to-run VP candidates. The great and noble candidates running were:

T. TONY

DREADWARDS

G-MONEY RANSOM

BLARMON

HAYDEN REESE

GADEN NERDAHL

There could be only one.

Try as the others might, none could top the big man with the big plans. He was endorsed by Harmon himself, and shot through the polls after trailing in 3rd place for most of it. Of course, competition was stiff even with Hayden being disqualified for CHEATING like a SORE LOSER, but he still pulled through. He was the final one standing, and tall he stood. What a guy!

THE BIBLICAL FLOOD OFFENSIVE

The waters rose. The country sank. Many boomers were in danger of getting wet, which might cause their already-wrinkled skin to get even more dry. That's no bueno.

Harmon and the new VP Gavin Ransom needed to act quickly. If Boomers got too dry, they'd begin to turn to dust and go to The Cemetery, and there were already too many people dying to get in. The line was out the door! So Harmon assembled a formidable force of the best in vacuum technology and declared war. The battle was hard, but in the end Boomerland was on top!

Fiery Rock Scare

Nothing's scarier than rocks on fire. Other than maybe The Fog. The good team over at Boomer News sure scared us all and got us good! They've all been let go. For about a week, everyone in Boomerland thought a meteor infected with Turbo Zombie Aids was gonna smash right into the island! Boy, old people sure are gullible.

THE END

And thus we reach the end of our little trip down memory lane. Self-Deprecation aside, this website has been very fun to develop and overall a neat little project to keep us distracted. From the whole team here at Harmon the Harmonica, we bid farewell to the biggest waste of 3 years ever. The site will remain up, but no further updates will occur. Thank you for reading this stroke in website format for so long.

WEBSITE BROUGHT TO YOU BY..............

Gannon Daily

Future Professional Cheese Carver

Hayden Reese

Future Presidential Candidate (Assassinated)

Alex Wasden

Future Cattle Electrician

Andrew Chapple

Past assassinated in Uzbekistan-ee