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The real, unequivocal end is here.
Old people hate the snow
Old people hate the snow
The chance of them slipping and going to the cemetary looms over like a specter above them. They live in constant fear.
Harmon's a smart fella.
Harmon's a smart fella.
not smart enough to solve that problem though
that's why he opened a snowplow business, to clear the roads and shoot the snow onto the sidewalk where the old people walk.
When you think about it, he killed two birds with one stone. Or multiple. Fatalities were up 47%
When you think about it, he killed two birds with one stone. Or multiple. Fatalities were up 47%
Boomerland is feeling less crowded than ever! The cemetary, however, people are dying to get into.
The roads are clear. The cities are clear. Truly, Harmon is a national hero.
The roads are clear. The cities are clear. Truly, Harmon is a national hero.
Teachers around the world muttering jealous remarks.
Other potential company names included: Willam De-Snow, Ice to Meet You, Snowhere To Go, and Plower Power
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