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The real, unequivocal end is here.
A mystical land before time
A mystical land before time
But not before Harmon. No, nothing is before him. Not even the Queen.... anymore.
Harmon loves triangles. Every day he talks about them. He told the Egyptians about them one time. The world has been downhill ever since.
Harmon loves triangles. Every day he talks about them. He told the Egyptians about them one time. The world has been downhill ever since.
He was very wise to them. They must've been quite gullible.
He was very wise to them. They must've been quite gullible.
Harmon's age makes you look at ancient Egypt and think; "Perhaps you're not as old as I thought". To him, Egypt is like a toddler. The Romans? Baby. The U.S.? Fetus. Us normal folk cannot fathom such an age.
He's old! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
He's old! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
The aliens who helped build the pyramids told him "You are destined to be a Teacher of wisdom"
The aliens who helped build the pyramids told him "You are destined to be a Teacher of wisdom"
He took this as a sign that he should be a high school teacher. Talk about misreading the situation.
He took this as a sign that he should be a high school teacher. Talk about misreading the situation.
AS HE TREKKED THROUGH THE DESERT, ALL BECAME CLEAR TO HIM.
AS HE TREKKED THROUGH THE DESERT, ALL BECAME CLEAR TO HIM.
The aliens, the egyptians, it all was telling him what his fate must be. A history teacher. One who documents the events he hath been through, from the birth of the universe to the Cambrian explosion to Young Sheldon airing on CBS. He went through it all.
HE
HE
returned to Boomerland that evening enlightened. Ready to start anew.
4000 years later and he's still working on that whole "anew" thing.
4000 years later and he's still working on that whole "anew" thing.
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