The real, unequivocal end is here.
Old People are the subject of my Ted Talk today. Old people are known to be incredibly wise and smart, or are they? Recent studies show that Old People, as wise as they used to be, are slowly, but surely, getting less wise with generations. Let's take a look at the oldest living human being, Harmon, who has lived for billions of years. He plays Overwatch, therefore proving he is not wise in any way. This is backed by the fact he likes 5 more than Reach.
There are many clear reasons for Old People becoming less wise, such as technology developing faster, making things they think are recent obsolete very fast. Of course, this doesn't mean all old people aren't wise, just the vast majority of them. Old people may be getting less wise, however, none of them will ever be as not-wise as Harmon, who is shown to be the least wise person on the planet.